Mistwell
Crusty Old Meatwad
Animate Dead: I'd reduce the spell level to 1. Yes, I'm serious. The ability to create an ordinary, level 1 zombie or skeleton is hardly overpowered for a first level spell. For a third level spell, its pathetic.
I absolutely disagree. It's way too powerful for a first level spell, and if you think it's pathetic for a 3rd level spell, perhaps you should think about other interesting ways you can use it.
Also, instead of having the spell create more pets with each higher spell level (breaking the action economy and giving you a bunch of minions that suck),
They don't suck, which is part of what bounded accuracy is all about. Since ACs don't increase, they can still hit more powerful creatures. Swarms of low level creatures are still a real threat to higher level things, so creating more low level things at a higher level is quite useful.
I'd make it so the pet is more powerful with higher level slots, such as giving it a bonus to its attacks and hit points. Or perhaps it could create more powerful kinds of undead at higher levels, like the old create undead spells. The spell also shouldn't go out of its way to mention how "evil" and "badwrongfun" it is.
Undead are evil. We've discusses that topic at length. You disagree with the overwhelming majority of people and tradition of the game. So, it's a house rule for your game, which is fine. But quit claiming everyone else who wants undead to be evil to be overridden for your unusual conception of them. It's OK for you to be an outlier on this, just don't dictate your minority view on the majority and claim they're oppressing you. Nobody forces you to play the game or use this rule, and "undead as evil" is part of this game which you are free to discard, just as many people discard alignment in general.
What is the point of having this morality clause except to encourage overzealous DMs to ban or restrict players from using it?
That is the point, and it's not "overzealous" DMs. Alignment is part of the game. This is a game of good and evil. If you want to get rid of alignment for your game, do that. Plenty of people do. But accept it IS part of this game, and always has been part of this game.
There are many other spells with far more vile applications than this spell, and none of them go out of their way to say that they're oOoOoh evil! They removed the alignment restrictions from monks and paladins, it's time to remove them from the spells.
Get over it already.