Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Darth K'Trava]

"Ohhhh...I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

"The Force is strong in this one..."

"woooosh-HAHHHH woooooosh-HAHHHH..." (DV's respirator)

Only if Vader was breathing heavily from the "exertion"....

 

[Truth Seeker]

"AMIDALA: I didn't want to brag about our other secret weapon… Hi, Jar Jar"

"MACE WINDU: Pull the ships out of lightspeed. Now!!!"

"PANAKA: Oh my God. There's a thermal detonator in a ventilation shaft."

 

[Animus]

"This party's over."

 

[glass]

"Convenient."

I ws going to say that!


glass.

 

[DnDChick]

How bout:

"Hey! You're not permitted in there!"



And the technical-sounding but still somewhat kinky:

"The target is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."


And we can add:

"Vader! Release him ... "

"Go for the legs!"

"Augh! Go away beastly thing! Shoo! Shoo!"

 

[Aris Dragonborn]

Here's more.

"Oh, not my eye! R2, help!"
"You had a plan for getting in, didn't you have one for getting out?"
"She's gonna blow!"
"Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire by myself"
"Your thoughts dwell on your mother..."

 

[babomb]

"This is not going to work."
"Why didn't you say so before?"
"I did say so before."

"So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?"

"Look at the size of that thing."
"Cut the chatter, Red 2."

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."

"What an incredible smell you've discovered! Let's get out of here!"

 

[DnDChick]

"Where are you taking this .... thing ... ?"

 

[kenobi65]

"The target is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."

ROFL!

 

[devilish]

Smuggler quotes

" It's a good thing you have these compartments."
"Yeah, I use them for smuggling. I'd never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them."

"Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser."