Goldmoon said:
AM I the only person left in the verse who does not have a cell phone?
I was the second-to-last. I got the cheapest, stupidest phone I could get. All those "get your Razr! Ooooh... it's a chocolate bar!" advertisements.... I just don't get. It's a phone. I want to receive calls. I want it small enough to fit in my pocket with my keys. And a contacts list is nice. That's all I want! Stop with the garbage features already! And definitely stop trying to turn it into jewelry.
I don't want text messaging. If I ever had the urge to pay to vote for american idol ... Maybe a nice additional feature would be a razor blade so I could slit my own wrists afterwards.
I don't want crappy cell phone games.
I don't want to take pictures with a crappy camera and send those pictures to my friends.
I don't want to play ringtones. Dear god, can I make them not play ringtones?
I don't want voice activated calls.
I don't want bluetooth technology.
I don't want to receive email on my phone.
I don't want to surf the web on my phone.
I don't even want voice mail.
What I can't figure out is how I can be such a Luddite and a computer scientist at the same time. Surely these features must be great because everybody's got them, right?