Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[CRGreathouse]

"Armor stacks with shield,
Insight bonuses stack, but
Like bonuses don't"

Hmm. Insight bonuses don't stack, but dodge and circumstance bonuses do stack.

 

[Zephalon]

Thats my try on dwarven battle tactics:

we retreat and are slain,
we stay and get slaughtered,
we charge and attack!

 

[Echoes]

Here's my entry. Not funny, but somewhat poetic. File this under, "Dire Bats."

A black firecracker,
the bats swoop out from the mouth
of the ancient cave.

 

[Devon]

AH, true

Hmm. Insight bonuses don't stack, but dodge and circumstance bonuses do stack.

Wow... I had completely misunderstood that entry in the rules FAQ. Not as clever as I had thought, eh? Thanks for catching that.

I should revise it to
"Armor stacks with shield,
And dodge, and circumstance; no
Other bonus stacks"

But I don't like it as much. I want my submission haiku to be

"Can my first-level
Psion take teleport? No?
Damn third edition!"

- Devon

 

[Talaysen]

I'd like to dedicate my entry to Jack Chick:

I gamed with Jesus
He played an Epic cleric
The Lord's a munchkin

 

[jazzjr]

Blazing ball explodes
Electifiing beam strikes
Destruction Occurs

 

[cenobyte]

D&D Haiku - Dice Etiquette

Hey. You touched my dice.
Now all my mojo is gone.
Get me new dice, jerk.


**One could also subsitute "Quinn" for "Hey", as Quinn is always buggering up everybody's die mojo**

 

[eris404]

D&D Haiku - Dice Etiquette

"He rolls his dice, but
no one sees the end result.
Roll again, cheater."

 

[Billy Meacham]

Haiku

The rolling of dice
Drown away and Mock the sad
Sobs of the D.M.

 

[Excaliburszone]

Here are a few that came to me when I read about a Haiku contest about D&D I went with all the suggestions then added ones for each class. Hope you like them.

-------MY ENTRY-------------------
Buffaloes Roll Dice.
Pesky Thief Has Died Again.
D.M., He is God.
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Sing Bungo Sing Songs
Your Enemies Flee in Fear
As Does Your Party.

Streak Through The Hot Air
Lightning Bounces, Flame Expands.
Toasty Adventure.

Hello, Little Friend.
The town needs our help today?
The Orcs Paid Me More.

Dire Boar, My True Friend.
Pierce My Foe's Tender Gullet.
Great Delicacy.

Most Powerful Mage,
Kill your Enemies From Afar.
Fireball In the Hole.

Slice, Dice, and Puree.
Experienced in Killing.
High Level Fighter.

Valued Golden Coins
Sifting through Open fingers.
Spot Check Has Failed.

Healing Hand of Gods,
Bloody, Battered Comrades Here.
Where is the Bandage?

Holy Light Striking.
Woe to the evil minion.
Paladin's Smiting.

Wilderness Creature
Fighting to survive the Wild.
Furry boots and Cloak.

Woodland Animals
Friends they are to my presence.
Nature's Chosen one.

Follow My Trails Now
The Forest Welcomes Us All
Tracker for Hire.

Why Study Magic?
Arcane Arts Are My Mind's Whim.
Sorcerer's Mantra.