Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Excaliburszone]

Another one ...

These are dedicated to my old gaming group in J-burg:

An Orc On a Worg?
Easy battles are not swift.
The Dwarf Heals us All.

Bend Over For Life
Dalvor has a cure all here.
Help comes from behind.

 

[Scion]

This is a pretty cool contest will do my meager amount of joking

Multitemplated
Monsters are all forthcoming
Kill Dungeon Master!

and from my gf in case she can enter as well..lol

Despite my protest
I am a geeky gamer
please save my life now

 

[RegisteredNurse]

Haiku - Half-Orc Bard

Monolingual Orc
Talks only through muffled song
Oh god make it stop

 

[Happiest_Sadist]

An Ode to Vorporal Weapons:

Sword goes snicker-snack,
As two twenties I have rolled
Head lands on the floor.

 

[Meds]

Wow, what a great thread, everyone. I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.

Teflon Billy, how will you manage to pare the thousands of entries down to just 4 winners? Maybe a 100-pager elimination round is in order?

 

[Kitsunekaboom]

Dice

Dice etiquette

Natural twenty
Death to the evil minion
Don't touch my good dice

and one just for fun for my favorite race the goblin

Smelly hordes of doom
Bloody screeching in the night
God I hate that smell

 

[aescarion]

Ode to Total Party Kill

Here's my entry -

Only silence now.
We were all deserted by
twenty-sided friends.

I also like this one -

Critical plus cleave
sends heads, like cherry blossoms,
tumbling to the floor.

And some more -

Meet my new best friend,
name of Holy Avenger.
I'm the daddy now.

Monster class abuse
leads to fiendish vampire monk.
Yes, his Fu is strong.

+5 vorpal decks.
Seven ranks in Perform (Rap).
Word to my homies.

'Get on your knees and
give it up to your momma'
says the vampire nymph.

Lizard God statue
has a gem in its navel.
Shall we take i? Yes.

 

[Asheron]

verry funny indeed

 

[Pbartender]

The Minstrel Half-orc to the War Has Gone...

Warrior Poet,
Voice stolen by the battle,
Will fight nevermore.

 

[The Forsaken One]

I'm not contesting since I'm not ever gonna make this stuff as great as some do but I'd just like to repost the best I found in the thread, some are SOOO good!


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Smoke clears like fog lifts
Scales glow hot and triumphant
Not disposable
(BadD represented in style, nice)

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One site rules them all.
One site that consumes us all.
EN World binds us.
(Great and appropriate, nuff said)

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Daggers in the back
Their coins within my pockets
Place your trust in me.
(Difficult one with some thought behind it, nice work)

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Autumn leaves fallen --
a darker red than usual.
Sounds of war now fled.
(I liked this one, kinda beautifull)

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Housebound in winter,
We go on a year's-long quest
Rolling dice with friends.
(nice decent general gaming Haiku)

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This is my PC
There are many like it but
This PC is mine
D)

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Funny dice clatter,
Thrown by one whose hero died,
Against the far wall.
(nice... has some feeling in it and I think everyone knows it..sorta)

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Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per turn
(Nice technical one with a twist!)

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Nice work guys, keep it up No real favorite yet, allthough 3 contesting for it