Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF


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Thanks for hosting a very unselfish contest even if my very selfish entry didn't win, though it was unequivocally chaotic neutral! :D I must thank you for sparing my life. My old heart probably couldn't have taken the shock if I'd been named. :p Lotsa fun T Billy!
 

If only you all had made it in under the deadline and written about a subject other than Teflon Billy's Rank Laziness (Witness Dr. Midnight's work)...

I posted a FEW haikus soon after you posted the contest, you... you...

teflon billy, what??
my d20 haiku's there
i'm not late! I'm NOT!
 

Dr Midnight said:


I posted a FEW haikus soon after you posted the contest, you... you...

teflon billy, what??
my d20 haiku's there
i'm not late! I'm NOT!

I know you did, I was talking about the post deadline ones only:)

Plus you were on my judges "secret List" of people who were not going to win no matter what.

Gah!..was that out loud???? ;)
 
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FIFTH PLACE

Jesus wept, a trap,
But saints preserve! Jesus saves,
and takes half damage



FOURTH PLACE

I love her fireballs,
and she loves my Lightning Bolt.
To bad she's married



THIRD PLACE

Frets drip blood on snow
Critic said Half-orc bards suck.
Now My lute's in tune



SECOND PLACE

Chaotic Neutral!
This alignment is so sweet--
Like twin scimitars!



FIRST PLACE

Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per round


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WOW! I am blown away to be in such good company... and honored to have fallen where I did in the rank-- they are all so good.

I am also totally surprised to have even hit the radar screen, grinning so widely from ear to ear the top of my head threatens to flip right off. I thought my entry was going to be lost in the thread, seeing as how disciplined I was about making just the one entry and getting the hell out of the way...

That's a good batch of prize swag I got there, too! Woot!

Congrats to all and thanks to everyone who made me chuckle...


Wulf
 

WOW! this has been a great contest and I must say im somewhat surprised i made it to 4th place ^_^

Congradulations to everyone who won a prize and also to everyone that had the guts to enter and put their haiku skills on the line!

See you all next year for the competition!
 

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