FIFTH PLACE
Jesus wept, a trap,
But saints preserve! Jesus saves,
and takes half damage
FOURTH PLACE
I love her fireballs,
and she loves my Lightning Bolt.
To bad she's married
THIRD PLACE
Frets drip blood on snow
Critic said Half-orc bards suck.
Now My lute's in tune
SECOND PLACE
Chaotic Neutral!
This alignment is so sweet--
Like twin scimitars!
FIRST PLACE
Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per round
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WOW! I am blown away to be in such good company... and honored to have fallen where I did in the rank-- they are all so good.
I am also totally surprised to have even hit the radar screen, grinning so widely from ear to ear the top of my head threatens to flip right off. I thought my entry was going to be lost in the thread, seeing as how disciplined I was about making just the one entry and getting the hell out of the way...
That's a good batch of prize swag I got there, too! Woot!
Congrats to all and thanks to everyone who made me chuckle...
Wulf