If only you all had made it in under the deadline and written about a subject other than Teflon Billy's Rank Laziness (Witness Dr. Midnight's work)...
Dr Midnight said:
I posted a FEW haikus soon after you posted the contest, you... you...
teflon billy, what??
my d20 haiku's there
i'm not late! I'm NOT!

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.