Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Xarlen]

Twenty by Twenty
This square room filled with orcs
I beg for lightning

I can't decide between that one or:

Grapple with evil
Succubus look good but
Not wise for levels

For fun!

I rolled a damn one
Now, poison ravish me dead.
Ressurect me, man.

Travel underground
Finding chests filled with riches
Why do gnolls wear rags?

Tentacles grasp me
Mind stopped before eaten
Damn octopus head

It is a strong troll
Fireball does not work on it
DM is cruel

Careful Plotting Lost
Stupid Players Must read book
What's this? Beholder.

 

[The Fool]

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Here is my entry

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Raise my Hand Slowly
To the Heavens Must I Pray
Fire My Salvation

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Phew that was hard


The Fool

 

[brianajones]

Alignment Haiku

Funny, I did 3e haiku for all the alignments a while ago. Here they are:

Lawful Good:

Protect innocents,
Must not succumb to evil.
Law shall reign supreme!

Lawful Neutral:

Law is Eternal
We cannot live without them.
Why would we want to?

Lawful Evil:

Laws for exploiting
I twist their purpose for me.
Death to Jaywalkers!

Neutral Good:

Good is the best road.
Laws are only for the weak.
Are they best for all?

Neutral:

I will not choose sides
Your fighting is beyond me.
I think you're all wrong.

Neutral Evil:

I do what I wish
Noone controls my actions.
Death to those who try.

Chaotic Good:

Fight for the people!
The law is not important.
Evil cannot win!

Chaotic Neutral:

Whatever you guys think,
Wait, I've changed my mind, you guys,
I think I made something mad!!

Chaotic Evil:

KILL THEM!! KILL THEM ALL!!
Everything belongs to me!!
Complain? Slay you, too!!

 

[brianajones]

It gets worse! I did classes too. Furthermore, I did them at work, so technically, someone paid me to write these!!

Me Barbarian!
I go into a rage now
Magic is evil.

I am called the Bard
You found magic? I will tell
I will sing its song

I am a cleric
My way is the way of God
I will heal your wounds

I am the Druid.
The secrets of the forest
Are now mine alone.

I am a fighter
I smash things for a living
Don’t get in my way

They call me a monk
Yet I do not serve the gods
I kick major ass!

Paladin, I am.
Serve the greater good, I do
Evil should run now!

I am a Ranger
Want to sneak through the woodlands?
I’m the one to seek.

Rogue, sometimes called thief,
I pick the pockets of lords
Ladies swoon near me

I am Sorceror
Magic is alive in me
I shall destroy all!

I am a wizard
Zap! Whiz! Bang! Magic Missile!
Summon a Demon!

 

[boothbey]

My entry...

Here is my entry...

<b>Daggers in the back
Their coins within my pockets
Place your trust in me.</b>


And just as a bonus...

Fighting in cramped halls.
No fireball, so lightning flew.
Oops, I was in back.


I, the assassin.
Silent, hidden, and deadly.
Yours, for modest fee


Nobody killed him.
Nobody could have done it.
Nobody is me.

 

[Trainz]

Haiku

Munchkin I dub thee
For a d30 your attack rolls
You have used all night

 

[Luthyr]

Half-Orc Bard Haiku

My Perform skill sucks
Damn Charisma penalty
Where'd I put my axe?

 

[Pramas]

Wuxia madness
My kung fu is still the best
Dragon Fist rises

 

[Khan the Warlord]

Wuxia madness
My kung fu is still the best
Dragon Fist rises

Not to hijack this thread, but is the above a hint that DF may see a rebirth with GR?

Or am I just looking/hoping too much into nothing?

 

[Geist]

Heres mine for now though it might be a little over some peoples heads.. but we will see...


Current Offical entry box:
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One site rules them all.
One site that consumes us all.
EN World binds us.
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I lover her fireballs,
and she loves my Lightning Bolt.
To bad shes married.

-Geist