Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Teflon Billy]

Just wanted to use the 200th post to this thread to thank everyone for their participation.

I never dreamed the quality of the entries would be this great

I am thoroughly entertained (which was pretty much the point of the contest)

The haiku contest
has surpassed expectations
You should all be proud

 

[darkbard]

hoping the subtlety is not lost here....

in the elf's shadow
soon i'll afford masterwork
damn that minus two!

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

You can't crit undead
Scythe Supernatural Blow
No crit? I don't care

 

[mkletch]

Slow day. Creative.
Threw these together quickly.
Separate? As one?

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Breath gone in the glare
Lightning flashes, ground to sky,
The great dragon falls.

And so the grand wrym
In its ruin descending
Breaks the land, burning.

No deed of revenge
stuck down the sorcerer proud:
fire defeats luck, fate.

In final embrace
Mighty powers come to nought.
Death is final peace.

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Need a familiar.
What is available? Only:
Fiendish dire ... squid!

-Fletch

 

[Meds]

Celestial Shih Tzu
Leads a pampered existence.
ZZAP! flank, die, repeat.


Best spell, in my book,
Is Prestidigitation.
Drizz't soils pants again.

Die, Polyhedron!
Impact-resistant? Let's see:
d2, Polygon.

Edit: removed image of pooch

 

[Tectonic042]

My entry

An ode to the munchkinized misuse of that zany alignment we all know as.... Chaotic Neutral:

Is it genuine?
Does he want to play the role?
Party death says, 'No.'

 

[shadow]

This one really isn't about D&D per se, but I thought it was interesting:

Running through a maze
Hacking monsters left and right
Elf needs food badly

 

[arwink]

Sudden need for silence
Half-orcs tongue sings no more tales
Fireball is victor

 

[MEG Hal]

Here is mine, if I am ineligible no worries---just having fun.

Why did I do it?
Bought die from a meteor
It cost how much-ARGH!

This refers to GenCon and what an arse I am, I tend to buy one stupid item at every con, and at 2002 GenCon that was it....I love my die with its certificate and all, but why did I spend so much money on one 20 sided die!

 

[Magestrike]

What the hell

Like it says, what the hell....


A Haiku Contest
To win a load of cool stuff
No chance of Winning

Mage