Tell us a joke...

[WayneLigon]

A man's car breaks down in a very small town. While waiting for the mechanic to fix it, he goes to the local bar. He settles in to have a beer, when the bartender calls out "#45!". The men at the tables laugh. He grins and says "#12!" They fall out of their chairs laughing.

The newcomer says "What in the world are you doing?"

The bartender says "We're a very small town and we've all heard each others jokes a million times. To save time, we started just numbering them."

The newcomer grins, turns and says "#45!"

The men in the bar are silent.

The newcomer looks back at the bartender. "What happened? I said the same thing you did."

"Eh, some people can tell a joke and some can't."

 

[Hypersmurf]

Newton was bored, and felt like he needed a change.

So he drew a square on the ground, a metre on each side, and stood on it.

Beaming, he declared, "I'm Pascal!"

-Hyp.

 

[kenobi65]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Swell...you just wiped out the entirety of EN World's German membership.

 

[Dioltach]

How does a blonde spell "farm"?
E-I-E-I-O.

 

[kenobi65]

Why did the blonde lose her job at the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all the "E"s, "3"s, and "W"s.

 

[Dioltach]

A blonde is pulled over for speeding by a blonde police officer, who asks her for her driving licence. The driver stares blankly at her, and asks what "one of those" is.

"It has a picture of you on," the police officer says.

So the driver digs around in her handbag for a while, then pulls out a small fold-out mirror. She opens it and looks at her reflection for a bit, then asks the police officer, "Is this it?"

The police officer takes the mirror and looks at for about a minute, then hands it back and says, "You know, we could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble if you'd told me right away that you were a police officer!"

 

[Atavar]

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who use binary numbers, and those who don't.

 

[Atavar]

As a priest and a rabbi ware walking into a bar, the rabbi says to the priest, "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"

 

[Atavar]

Why do moils never charge fees for performing circumcisions? They only take tips.

 

[Aeson]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

If you people are going to tell jokes try it in a language that everyone can understand.

Also stay away from math jokes. They hurt my brain.