WayneLigon
Adventurer
A man's car breaks down in a very small town. While waiting for the mechanic to fix it, he goes to the local bar. He settles in to have a beer, when the bartender calls out "#45!". The men at the tables laugh. He grins and says "#12!" They fall out of their chairs laughing.
The newcomer says "What in the world are you doing?"
The bartender says "We're a very small town and we've all heard each others jokes a million times. To save time, we started just numbering them."
The newcomer grins, turns and says "#45!"
The men in the bar are silent.
The newcomer looks back at the bartender. "What happened? I said the same thing you did."
"Eh, some people can tell a joke and some can't."
The newcomer says "What in the world are you doing?"
The bartender says "We're a very small town and we've all heard each others jokes a million times. To save time, we started just numbering them."
The newcomer grins, turns and says "#45!"
The men in the bar are silent.
The newcomer looks back at the bartender. "What happened? I said the same thing you did."
"Eh, some people can tell a joke and some can't."