Tell Us Your Best RPG Joke

MrFilthyIke · Sep 22, 2004

Zelgadas said:
Cthul who?

More like Cthul Booooooo-hiss.

Hypersmurf · Sep 22, 2004

The Other Librarian said:
"Never join a club that would have Meepo as a member."

[wince]

-Hyp.

kaarle30 · Sep 22, 2004

Wishes

undefined Let me get this right "You wish for a suite of leather armor? OK, you got it, the small house is 5 inches in height, 5 inches in width and 4 inches in breadth. Hope you can fit in it LOL

ArcOfCorinth · Sep 23, 2004

What's red, green and can't turn around in tight corridors?

A goblin impaled with a javelin.

darklight · Sep 23, 2004

I read this one, about dwarven spirit, on the net somewhere a long time ago:

A dwarf comes into a tavern and walks up to the bar. An elf comes up to him and says "I heard you dwarves hold liqour well?" "Aye!" says the dwarf. "Well, I have a wager for you. I'll wager 10 gp that you can't drink 10 pints in a row, without pause. What do you say, will you take the bet?" The dwarf thinks for a little while and says "maybe... hold on a minute" and leaves the tavern. Ten minutes later he comes back and says "I'll take your bet." The barkeep places ten pints on the bar and the dwarf proceeds to down them all, with no pause. "Hmm... looks like I lost the bet" says the elf and pays up, "but tell me, why did you go outside first?" To which the dwarf responds "well, I wasn't sure I could do it, so I had to go to the tavern across the street and try first."

darklight

The Other Librarian · Sep 23, 2004

Hypersmurf said:
[wince]

-Hyp.

MWUHAHAHAHA!

DarkSoldier · Sep 23, 2004

TheAuldGrump said:
The Auld Grump, the black and white space marine on the black and white bike....

Not the black and white Space Marine on the black and white bike?!

TheAuldGrump · Sep 23, 2004

Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike.

The Auld Grump, warning possibly the stupidest gaming joke ever...

Algolei · Sep 23, 2004

TheAuldGrump said:
Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike.

The Auld Grump, warning possibly the stupidest gaming joke ever...

I am so glad I read this far in the thread....