Creamsteak
Explorer
Visions of pretty bubbles of pink and green float around you. Some of the bubbles are normal, round, but others take strange unfamiliar bubble-shapes. Some are pyramids. Some are cubes. Others still are the shape of swords and shields. Some take on very fine appearances, almost like faces. Strange smiling faces with two short horns on top. The heads spin, floating gently down, down past your feet.
The faces speak in a strange chorus. Their voice is feminine, but slightly monotone. Somewhat reassuring, but at the same time disconcerting.
"I'm sittin on the ceilin feelin down,
yeah, since she left my world turned upside down
now I really should get up but i'm too afraid of gettin down
and my mind is really reelin as i'm sittin on the ceilin feelin down."
"I'm just sittin here drinkin my cracklin rose
but every time I take a swig, you know, it dribbles up my nose
that's just the way it goes
when you're sittin on the ceilin feelin down
with nothin else to do but hang around."
"Oh, I just sit here
and choke back a tear
and do my best impression of a
chandelier
but wait..... now I see!
It's so clear to me....
the situations simply lost
its gravity."
"So i'm sittin on the ceilin feelin high.
I think i'll climb out the window and fall
up through the sky
at least I think i'll try
and there's nothin left to say
except bye bye."
The voice continues, just as strangely feminine and monotone at the same time.
"Test subject name here are you able to function? Test subject name here are you awake? You have completed the first test. Please move on to the next room."
You open your eyes looking up at a set of stairs behind you. A massive stone door seems to have been shut up at the top. As you slowly wake up, you become more aware of your surroundings. You are completely naked, no weapon or armor in hand. You are in an elegant room tiled with white marble on the floors, walls, and ceiling. A long raised trough running through the center of the floor contains a few feet of crystal-clear water and lazily swimming orange fish. A random assortment of small rugs and reed mats covers the floor near the southern wall.
"Consumption of fish type delta nine seven five nine may result in blood loss, diarhia, vomiting, loss of vision, hallucinations, and death. In rare cases, consumption of fish type delta nine seven nine have been associated with loss of appetite. Consume at your own risk."
On the opposite side of the room, away from the stairs, there is an simple wooden door.
The faces speak in a strange chorus. Their voice is feminine, but slightly monotone. Somewhat reassuring, but at the same time disconcerting.
"I'm sittin on the ceilin feelin down,
yeah, since she left my world turned upside down
now I really should get up but i'm too afraid of gettin down
and my mind is really reelin as i'm sittin on the ceilin feelin down."
"I'm just sittin here drinkin my cracklin rose
but every time I take a swig, you know, it dribbles up my nose
that's just the way it goes
when you're sittin on the ceilin feelin down
with nothin else to do but hang around."
"Oh, I just sit here
and choke back a tear
and do my best impression of a
chandelier
but wait..... now I see!
It's so clear to me....
the situations simply lost
its gravity."
"So i'm sittin on the ceilin feelin high.
I think i'll climb out the window and fall
up through the sky
at least I think i'll try
and there's nothin left to say
except bye bye."
The voice continues, just as strangely feminine and monotone at the same time.
"Test subject name here are you able to function? Test subject name here are you awake? You have completed the first test. Please move on to the next room."
You open your eyes looking up at a set of stairs behind you. A massive stone door seems to have been shut up at the top. As you slowly wake up, you become more aware of your surroundings. You are completely naked, no weapon or armor in hand. You are in an elegant room tiled with white marble on the floors, walls, and ceiling. A long raised trough running through the center of the floor contains a few feet of crystal-clear water and lazily swimming orange fish. A random assortment of small rugs and reed mats covers the floor near the southern wall.
"Consumption of fish type delta nine seven five nine may result in blood loss, diarhia, vomiting, loss of vision, hallucinations, and death. In rare cases, consumption of fish type delta nine seven nine have been associated with loss of appetite. Consume at your own risk."
On the opposite side of the room, away from the stairs, there is an simple wooden door.
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