Craw Hammerfist
First Post
Lazlow said:"Well? What brengs ye roond here noo?"
Golurn wastes no time with pleasantries: "Me feet bringed me here, ye blind grunt! Did ye think I flew in on pixie wings? Bah! Yer losing what shred o' sense ye ever had. Ale! O' course I be here fer ale. This still be a tavern, no? It ain't the Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Teahouse or some such, is it? And quit warnin' me marks! If'n they nae have the sense to watch their purses without ye remindin 'em, they nae deserve any coins in those purses. All yer doin is gettin 'em all riled up. Now when somethin goes missin (and don't it always) they'll be after askin me questions that I just have to answer wit me knives. That's just no good fer anybody. So, shut yer trap and fetch me an ale."
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