Trembling in fear as he's held before the demon-headed warrior the monkey loses control of his bladder, and continues to tremble in fear as a golden arc of pee splashes directly upon the metal helm and the face beneath, extinguishing the cigar.DrZombie said:Gruaamsh, smoke coming out of the nostrils of the demon-headed helmet with a faint red glow in it's mouth, reaches out with a plate)mailed fist and grabd the monkey by the skin of it's neck.
"If you even think about throwing poo I'll kebab you with my longsword. Now leave sheriff Bill alone. I didn't believe he could be even more brainadamaged, but after the wizard incident I'm not taking any chances. Now piss off."
"Do you really think he knew that much? His plan usually was beating the crap out of anything that resisted him." He frowns. "A good plan, that was."Wystan said:I proceed to sit down on the nearest thing that is sort of seat height...
"Bill cataleptic, monkey pissing on Grummsh, K and Richard, myself....what are we to do. We need to know what Bill knew...
Lazlow said:"Well? What brengs ye roond here noo?"
The monkey cringes slightly at the stern look from the fearsome Half-Orc as he places his soiled helm in front of him.DrZombie said:"My fair lady, I'll have a double brandy, and a cup of water and a cleaning rag for our monkey friend here" Gruaamsh says, casting a stern glare at the monkey and handing over his reeking helmet.
"Bah, 'tis regular ale after all. I don't know why I would be surprised to see a monkey bathe in a helmet around here. There do be a bald mutt on the bar and a frozen mage in the corner, after all. Not that I won't accept the drink, mind ye. Here's ta hopin' it don't curl me nose hairs, though. Makes em a tad sight harder to unbraid."Wystan said:"This should curl your nose hairs."