The Goblin Defense Fund

[Forrester]

Forrester! Comrade! Favored of Maglubiyet! Still up to your old tricks, I see.

Hail Thar, Mighty Cleric of Maglubiyet! One of the questions asked on our site was what goblins think of the undead. I immediately thought of Thar, of course .

 

[IamTheTest]

#57.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

I loved the comparison with Gizmo.

 

[cthulhu_duck]

We will be heard.

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Funny, what I heard was:

Goblins chew and goblins bite,
Goblins cut and goblins fight,
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!

Goblins race and goblins jump,
Goblins slash and goblins bump,
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!

Chase the baby, catch the pup,
Bonk the head to shut it up!
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We the goblins—you the food!

 

[Kheti sa-Menik]

There's only really two appropriate uses for a goblin:
- Dinner
- Hatrack

 

[AnonymousOne]

There's only really two appropriate uses for a goblin:
- Dinner
- Hatrack

*Grabs a torch*
Burn the HERETIC!

 

[Forrester]

*Grabs a torch*
Burn the HERETIC!

AnonymousOne, we'll have to talk . . . the GDF can always use more soldiers ready to . . . "apply pressure" to those not seeing the error of their ways .

 

[Blackrat]

#84.
Because we rats know what propaganda and prejudice can do to innocent little races who want to live in peace. I mean please, it's been what, 500+ years, and we rats are still feared 'cause of that little disease.
So goblin-friends, you have my sympathy.

 

[RichGreen]

Very funny!

#85


Richard

 

[kibbitz]

... oh wow, it's Forrester. The last thread I remember from you involves... naming? elves?

*scratches head*

Almost forgot... signed the petition!