The Hive is Not Yet Dead.

[hafrogman]

Froggy, I like this one. Can we keep 'em?

Well, that's not up to me. That's up to your father. But remember, Aeson. Keeping a gnome is a lot of hard work. You'll have to walk it and feed it, every day.

What do gnomes eat, anyways?

Gnosh?

 

[Aeson]

Well, that's not up to me. That's up to your father. But remember, Aeson. Keeping a gnome is a lot of hard work. You'll have to walk it and feed it, every day.

What do gnomes eat, anyways?

Gnosh?

I promise to take care of it.

 

[GnomeWorks]

CuraBAH! For me, the time shall always be 1989. . . or an awesome band with Morris Day.

Bah, it's a lot more sensical than Cure, Cure 2, Cure 3, Cure 4! At least, it sounds cooler, anyway.

What do gnomes eat, anyways?

Gnosh?

Gnosh? Please. That's so last Tuesday. We eat snosberries now. Though I hear the European gnomes have moved on to curry. We American gnomes won't get the memo 'til Wednesday, though, so that might just be a rumor.

I promise to take care of it.

*squeak* (Trans: You're not going to tie me into any chairs, are you?)

 

[Aeson]

*squeak* (Trans: You're not going to tie me into any chairs, are you?)

Only if you're into that sort of thing. I don't tie anyone down without their consent and a safe word.

 

[hafrogman]

Bah, it's a lot more sensical than Cure, Cure 2, Cure 3, Cure 4! At least, it sounds cooler, anyway.

Cooler, perhaps. But there's far too many letters. 4 letters only. You can't even have the 'e'.

Gnosh? Please. That's so last Tuesday. We eat snosberries now. Though I hear the European gnomes have moved on to curry. We American gnomes won't get the memo 'til Wednesday, though, so that might just be a rumor.

Sorry, I haven't spoken to Gnorbert in a while. I think he's on vacation.

*squeak* (Trans: You're not going to tie me into any chairs, are you?)

Giggity?

 

[GnomeWorks]

Only if you're into that sort of thing. I don't tie anyone down without their consent and a safe word.

Cooler, perhaps. But there's far too many letters. 4 letters only. You can't even have the 'e'.

What is a "cur", anyway? Isn't that another name for a pirate? So casting Cur 3 makes three curs appear? Or does it make the third cur show up? And how are they supposed to heal you, anyway?

Sorry, I haven't spoken to Gnorbert in a while. I think he's on vacation.

It's alright, it's not like we gnomes expect the rest of you to keep up with our ever-changing dietary habits.

Giggity?

 

[hafrogman]

What is a "cur", anyway? Isn't that another name for a pirate? So casting Cur 3 makes three curs appear? Or does it make the third cur show up? And how are they supposed to heal you, anyway?

Dogs actually.

And. . . . um. . . I don't know how they healed you. But they worked.

Just as well as Fir (attack spell to summon a tree) and Lit (Summoned an English Professor to bore the enemy to death?)

 

[Aeson]

Don't be . We're harmless.

 

[GnomeWorks]

Dogs actually.

And. . . . um. . . I don't know how they healed you. But they worked.

Hmm. Maybe they "lick you to life"? I've heard the expression "licked to death," before, so maybe this is just that, but in reverse?

Just as well as Fir (attack spell to summon a tree) and Lit (Summoned an English Professor to bore the enemy to death?)

Well, both of those are at least sensical. If I throw a fir at you, it's going to hurt. And who isn't bored to death by English professors?

Don't be . We're harmless.

Or so you say, before you trap me in a dark pit of despair!

I see through your tricks! You won't get me a second time! I don't have enough chocolate to get out again!

 

[hafrogman]

Don't be . We're armless.

Fixed that for Torso boy over there. He's here in the hive. . . doesn't say much. I don't think he likes typing.