The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND YOU PUT PINEAPPLE ON EVERY PIZZA!"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

 

[Umbran]

I would like for whoever is DMing politics to stop making it a railroad to the absolute worst.

Mod Note:
Can we cut the politics talk, please and thanks?

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Look, I well remember getting an apple

Ah, in my parts it was an orange.

 

[MarkB]

Ah, in my parts it was an orange.

That can be pretty painful if they have a good throwing arm.

 

[RealAlHazred]

That can be pretty painful if they have a good throwing arm.

Or put a bunch of them in a sack to beat you with.

 

[trappedslider]

Look, I well remember getting an apple on Halloween in the 80s, and when we got home and opened it up, it had a recursive generational joke inside! You can't be too careful!

 

[Ryujin]

It's the title of a movie and book, I'm just confused why you put quotes around it but not the others.

Because I completely spaced on it already being listed.

 

[Deset Gled]

We actually gave out rocks this year.

To be more specific, we give out candy for trick-or-treaters but also have a small bucket of non-food items with things like bubble makers or other cheap toys for real little kids or anyone who just doesn't really want candy. This year, one of the items my spouse bought online for it was a bag of uncut geodes. They were fairly poplar. Some of the older kids definitely picked the geode just to make this joke.

 

[billd91]

Pretty sure I just saw a post that was, effectively, "neener, neener" like I was on a grade school yard.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Today's True Facts:

1. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen are known D&D Players.

2. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen ever spoke out against pineapple on pizza.

Now, am I implying anything? Of course not. But I am also not going to come to your house and smack that inference out of your head.