The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

I was running games at pride one year and I passed this poor couple who’s kids were practically begging them to let them play D&D. The parents said no, they were to young and didn’t behave. I knew it was only a matter of time and sure enough a few hours later here they arrived.

Funny thing, they were the only two to sit at the table. I should have taken that as a warning.

Anyway they took to the gnome enclave full of peaceful gnomes and began to slaughter them in ways I even thought wasn’t appropriate.

The sister of the pair didn’t want to play a magic user because she couldn’t cut open a gnome with a sword, but her brother told her she could blow them up with magic. I was rather afraid for their poor parents at that point and stopped internally cursing them.

And so the gnomes of gnomen guard were sent to their reward.

So a bunch of adventurers slaughtered gnomes....

Isn't gnome killing one of the three pillars of D&D?

 

[Mannahnin]

So a bunch of adventurers slaughtered gnomes....

Isn't gnome killing one of the three pillars of D&D?

Only since 1978. Before that we had to make due with Hobbits or Halflings.

 

[trappedslider]

Fun character idea: Rogue named Ponzi

 

[Scribe]

Huge yikes and I shouldn't be surprised I guess.

 

[billd91]

Wet blanket rides again!

 

[payn]

Wow, this thread has gotten gross.

 

[trappedslider]

 

[overgeeked]

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Guess it was your time, buddy. Congrats. I guess.

 

[Ryujin]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Guess it was your time, buddy. Congrats. I guess.

I used to think so too until my Coka-Cola clock failed by having the hands fall off. Now I have a new metaphor.

 

[overgeeked]

I used to think so too until my Coka-Cola clock failed by having the hands fall off. Now I have a new metaphor.

Ah. I used the wrong word. "Stopped" not "broken".