The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ah. Because, I was thinking of like, a game, or adventure, or something, you know, useful to those on a gaming site.

And the angel of Enworld came unto me
Snatching me up from my place of slumber
And took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged Angel of Enworld what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the corn, the cries of the corn!
You see, Reverend Umbran
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!

 

[CleverNickName]

@Snarf Zagyg, an intellectual:
(corn and poetry)

Me, also an intellectual:

 

[niklinna]

Oddly this is one of the few instances in which alignment is helpful


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Wait there's no pizza w/o cheese on this. I have no alignment!

 

[billd91]

Wait there's no pizza w/o cheese on this. I have no alignment!

You are unaligned.
But now that you have admitted to preferring pizza without cheese in public on the internet, the Wisconsin Dairy Board will shortly descend on you to commence your re-education program. Resistance is futile.

 

[CleverNickName]

Time to ask the hard questions, people.
Is a no-cheese pizza still a sandwich?

 

[niklinna]

You are unaligned.
But now that you have admitted to preferring pizza without cheese in public on the internet, the Wisconsin Dairy Board will shortly descend on you to commence your re-education program. Resistance is futile.

The Dairy Council of California would like to have a word with the Wisconsin Dairy Board about jurisdiction.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

@Snarf Zagyg, an intellectual:
(corn and poetry)

Me, also an intellectual:

The test of a truly first-rate intelligence is the ability to understand both CORN and NOT CORN at the same time.

 

[billd91]

The Dairy Council of California would like to have a word with the Wisconsin Dairy Board about jurisdiction.

Hey, we’re AMERICA’S Dairyland, pal.
It says so on our license plate so it must be true.

 

[Ryujin]

The test of a truly first-rate intelligence is the ability to understand both CORN and NOT CORN at the same time.

Enough of this Schrodinger's Cob philosophy.

 

[Umbran]

The Dairy Council of California would like to have a word with the Wisconsin Dairy Board about jurisdiction.

And both Council and Board should be reminded that over half the world's human population is to some degree lactose intolerant.