The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

There was joint near my place that did Strombolis and they were packed with ingredients. I had a friend who ordered one up and told the person on the phone he wanted pepperoni and only pepperoni. They tried to tell him that their strombolis came with many ingridents but he wouldnt be swayed. It arrvied with what looked like a brick of pepperoni. My favorite quote from him to this day, "It's almost too gross to eat" Almost.

 

[J.Quondam]

At the pizzaria I used to work at, 'panzarotti' was a smaller, hand-sized version of a calzone. Sort of like a turnover or hand pie, but with pizza crust instead of pastry. A bourgeois Hot Pocket.

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Talk about blurring the line between pizza and sandwich, amirite?

"If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

 

[darjr]

If you gaze into space pigs in space suites stare back at you.

that was a serious thread. Seriously

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

If you gaze into space pigs in space suites stare back at you.

that was a serious thread. Seriously

PIGS.

IN.

SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cadence]

::: Group gets together to play poker at someone's house:::
Guest 1: I'm picturing this room with the couch, TV, and table switched around and the cat being kept somewhere else.
Guest 2: I can see why you'd think that.
Guest 3: That is completely reasonable.
Host: I'm happy to move the cat, but I'm not switching the furniture around.
Guest 1: It's really distracting me.
Host: Can any of you host?
Guests 1-3: Various excuses.
Guest 1: We voted.
Guests 1-3: Get up to start moving the furniture around.
Host: Get out!
Guests 1-3: Tyrant!

 

[Ryujin]

::: Group gets together to play poker at someone's house:::
Guest 1: I'm picturing this room with the couch, TV, and table switched around and the cat being kept somewhere else.
Guest 2: I can see why you'd think that.
Guest 3: That is completely reasonable.
Host: I'm happy to move the cat, but I'm not switching the furniture around.
Guest 1: It's really distracting me.
Host: Can any of you host?
Guests 1-3: Various excuses.
Guest 1: We voted.
Guests 1-3: Gets up to start moving the furniture around.
Host: Get out!
Guests 1-3: Tyrant!

Reminds me of the time I was driving up to a friend's cottage, with another friend. Knowing that he was just short of a chain smoker I told him to just let me know when he wanted to stop, for a smoke. We're 100 Kms from home and I start to smell a cigarette. Look over at him and he's smoking. I immediately pulled over to the side of the highway, looked him in the eyes, and said, "Get out." He didn't think that I was serious. I was.

 

[CleverNickName]

Reminds me of the time I was driving up to a friend's cottage, with another friend. Knowing that he was just short of a chain smoker I told him to just let me know when he wanted to stop, for a smoke. We're 100 Kms from home and I start to smell a cigarette. Look over at him and he's smoking. I immediately pulled over to the side of the highway, looked him in the eyes, and said, "Get out." He didn't think that I was serious. I was.

Been there, done that. I had to forcibly remove him from the car too; he didn't think I would. I just turned sideways in the driver seat, braced my back against my door, reached across his lap to open the passenger door, and literally kicked him to the curb.

 

[Gradine]

I think the overall point though is that ricotta is disgusting

 

[Gradine]

"You know what this pasta dish is missing? A filling that takes up the majority of the dish with the taste of rotten parmesan and the texture of undercooked grits." -Someone, apparently

 

[Bolares]

I think the overall point though is that ricotta is disgusting

there it is folks... the first time I disagree with Gradine.