The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[J.Quondam]

I'd save a lot of time in life if I didn't write and re-rewrite and re-rewrite multi-page essays as responses in "serious" threads, only to delete the whole mess.
Lame jokes are much quicker & easier.

 

[J.Quondam]

Also I'm certain that some folks around here must type at 500 WPM. Or they're bots.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Why do you hate us so much? (Triple checks spelling and sentence structure so that he doesn't need to rewrite this one like all of the others).

You cannot look for a rational explanation; hate is never the means to any practical end; it is merely the precursor and means to more hate.

Like Santa, I have a list and I'm checking it twice, and I'm going to find out who's been nice and who's a New Zealand-pizza eating, bard-playing, elf-lovin', nogoodnik. And this list is always growing- like the universe, my capacity for hate (or, at best, cold indifference) is infinite.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Also I'm certain that some folks around here must type at 500 WPM. Or they're bots.

I'm sorry, J.Quondam, I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

[Parmandur]

Also I'm certain that some folks around here must type at 500 WPM. Or they're bots.

I'm a crazy fast typer, even with my thumbs...

 

[Mad_Jack]

Also I'm certain that some folks around here must type at 500 WPM. Or they're bots.

500 words per month? Sounds about right.

 

[prabe]

500 words per month? Sounds about right.

Does it count if it's the same handful of words posted 500 times in a month?

 

[darjr]

Y’all just avoiding responsibilities instead a postin where ya otta.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Y’all just avoiding responsibilities instead a postin where ya otta.

Naw. Wee Jas avoiding posting where we shan't.

 

[Parmandur]

Y’all just avoiding responsibilities instead a postin where ya otta.

Once more unto the breach...?