The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[RealAlHazred]

I believe the official cocktail of the 2020s is:
1 oz. hand sanitizer (your favorite brand)
1 oz. gasoline

Shake with ice and strain through an N95 mask into a garbage dumpster. Set dumpster on fire. Let sit for 5 minutes, and enjoy.

 

[CleverNickName]

It's a code, you see.
That cocktail has a name....it's in the language of Mordor, which I will not utter here.

 

[J.Quondam]

My preferred nightly cocktail for the Tortuous Twenties has been:

1 oz. everclear​

1 oz. everclear​

​

Pour into a chipped shot glass. Add a lima bean.​

Set aside the shot glass and peer quizzically at the lima bean while chugging the rest of the bottle of everclear.​

 

[payn]

The Official Cocktail of the 2020s
1 oz. chilled Jägermeister
1 oz. chilled Rumplemintz

Shake with ice, and strain into a shot glass. Serve up.

Thats what teenagers drink.

 

[Ryujin]

My preferred nightly cocktail for the Tortuous Twenties has been:

1 oz. everclear​

1 oz. everclear​

​

Pour into a chipped shot glass. Add a lima bean.​

Set aside the shot glass and peer quizzically at the lima bean while chugging the rest of the bottle of everclear.​

Add a pinch of Kool Aid, for flavour.

 

[CleverNickName]

Wait...goblins weren't fey creatures all this time?

Weird.

 

[payn]

Wait...goblins weren't fey creatures all this time?

Weird.

I know, everyone just thought they were pure evil. All this time delivering wanton violence upon them and who knew?

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

Wait...goblins weren't fey creatures all this time?

Weird.

Don't worry. I'm writing a post about it right now. Long story short, it's because of Tolkien. Middle Earth's Goblins and Hobgoblins weren't considered "Fey", so that carried over to D&D, even though folklore Goblins, Hobgoblins, and Bugbears were about as "Fey" as they could get.

Edit: "Goblin" and "Orc" were originally supposed to be synonymous, but the movies and D&D made them different creatures.

 

[Cadence]

Don't worry. I'm writing a post about it right now. Long story short, it's because of Tolkien. Middle Earth's Goblins and Hobgoblins weren't considered "Fey", so that carried over to D&D, even though folklore Goblins, Hobgoblins, and Bugbears were about as "Fey" as they could get.

But, but, Gary said Tolkien didn't influence him that much.

(I'm sorry, I shouldn't have had that Imperial Stout, I can't stop laughing).

 

[CleverNickName]

Don't worry. I'm writing a post about it right now. Long story short, it's because of Tolkien. Middle Earth's Goblins and Hobgoblins weren't considered "Fey", so that carried over to D&D, even though folklore Goblins, Hobgoblins, and Bugbears were about as "Fey" as they could get.

Edit: "Goblin" and "Orc" were originally supposed to be synonymous, but the movies and D&D made them different creatures.

Huh, that's interesting.