The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Gradine]

Pizza is not a pizza topping.

Challenge accepted.

 

[Deset Gled]

Challenge accepted.

You may be joking, but the "double decker" pizza is a common (or, used to be common, a decade or two ago) variation in northern Illinois (Gurnee, Waukegan, near the Wisconsin border).

Menu - Kaiser's Pizza and Pub

kaiserspub.com

http://webpageadvertiser.com/Jesters-Double-D-Pizza_c190.htm

 

[Gradine]

Fun fact: Guy Fieri is something of a local hero where I live, and he's generally known to be just a really wonderful and generous dude

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

You may be joking, but the "double decker" pizza is a common (or, used to be common, a decade or two ago) variation in northern Illinois (Gurnee, Waukegan, near the Wisconsin border).

America is FALLING BEHIND in the Pizza Race.

I think we should look at this from the military point of view. I mean, supposing the Russkies stashes away some big pizza, see. When they come out in a hundred years they could take over... In fact, they might even try an immediate sneak attack so they could take over our pizza space... I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new pizza decker developments are going to cause any change in Soviet expansionist policy. I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other pizza decker space, knocking us out with superior pizza options!

Mr. President, we must not allow... a Pizza Decker and Stuffed Crust gap!

Buy a triple decker pizza, get a quadruple bypass free!

 

[payn]

America is FALLING BEHIND in the Pizza Race.

I think we should look at this from the military point of view. I mean, supposing the Russkies stashes away some big pizza, see. When they come out in a hundred years they could take over... In fact, they might even try an immediate sneak attack so they could take over our pizza space... I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new pizza decker developments are going to cause any change in Soviet expansionist policy. I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other pizza decker space, knocking us out with superior pizza options!

Mr. President, we must not allow... a Pizza Decker and Stuffed Crust gap!

Buy a triple decker pizza, get a quadruple bypass free!

As long s nobody is putting hot dogs in the pretzel crust we should be ok.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

As long s nobody is putting hot dogs in the pretzel crust we should be ok.

To quote @Cadence -

Revenge is like pizza and hot dogs. It is best served cold. And with ketchup.

 

[payn]

To quote @Cadence -

Revenge is like pizza and hot dogs. It is best served cold. And with ketchup.

 

[Deset Gled]

America is FALLING BEHIND in the Pizza Race.
...
Buy a triple decker pizza, get a quadruple bypass free!

Nah, the USA still has our nuclear option: The Heart Attack grill.

Yes, the wikipedia page has a "Illnesses and deaths" section.

 

[payn]

Nah, the USA still has our nuclear option: The Heart Attack grill.

Yes, the wikipedia page has a "Illnesses and deaths" section.

Just walking by makes my heart start pounding.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Just walking by makes my heart start pounding.

Not pictured on the menu- the sketchy guys doin' lines in the bathroom. Because, uh, you gotta keep that svelte figure.