The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Umbran]

Yet we are aware of being poo flinging monkeys, and sometimes wish to be more.

cue sweeping musical number

No, no no. Stop!
record scratch, sweeping music stops

Lots of folks claim that. However, push come to shove, it is revealed that they want everyone else to be more, but allowed to maintain their own poo-flinging ways. Most folk care more about how much crap they take, but not what they dish out, you see.

 

[darjr]

 

[darjr]

If there's anyone here I want to call the guts of a giant extinct ground sloth, it isn't you. And, let me assure you, if I were to call someone the guts of an extinct giant ground sloth, there would be no question in their minds what they had just been called.

I meant the pit…..

 

[Ryujin]

The "mystery of evil" is that humans are just more poo-flinging monkeys, but with smartphones.

We have invented many more ways in which to fling our poo.

 

[Ryujin]

No, no no. Stop!
record scratch, sweeping music stops

Lots of folks claim that. However, push come to shove, it is revealed that they want everyone else to be more, but allowed to maintain their own poo-flinging ways. Most folk care more about how much crap they take, but not what they dish out, you see.

Holy Musicalis Interruptus, Batman!

 

[darjr]

There is a difference between monkeys and people.

And it is the sheer joy that monkeys have flinging poo. We could learn a thing from them.

 

[Ryujin]

There is a difference between monkeys and people.

And it is the sheer joy that monkeys have flinging poo. We could learn a thing from them.

Clearly you haven't been on Twitter lately.

 

[Cadence]

There is a difference between monkeys and people.

And it is the sheer joy that monkeys have flinging poo. We could learn a thing from them.

Hippos... we're like monkeys crossed with hippos. Deadly and...

“When hippos are defecating, they typically start spinning their tails in order to spread their faeces all over the places. The radius they cover with this spray is rather large – can reach up to 10 meters, but in some cases even standing further will not protect you.”

 

[Umbran]

We have invented many more ways in which to fling our poo.

Thus the smartphones.

 

[J.Quondam]

Hippos... we're like monkeys crossed with hippos. Deadly and...

“When hippos are defecating, they typically start spinning their tails in order to spread their faeces all over the places. The radius they cover with this spray is rather large – can reach up to 10 meters, but in some cases even standing further will not protect you.”

a "poopellor"?