The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Mercurius]

Seriously. Did you know that the Wizard class is both a boring, pitifully underpowered character AND a game-breaking demigod?

My favorite, if only because it is so vastly overused is, "I couldn't disagree with you more...."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I know that it's only a tiny slice of the fandom, but, it's kinda like a swimming pool. Even though there is only one turd in the pool, I still won't swim in it.

I hear ya! Sometimes you need that entire pool scrubbed, disinfected, AND sterilized.

But sometimes ....

It's no big deal.

 

[Mercurius]

Yeah, the most forward flavor of Dr. Pepper is prune and the most forward flavor of Pibb is cherry. So, for me, vastly.

Your palate for carbonated sugar beverages is evidently vastly more refined than mine.

 

[eyeheartawk]

You palate for carbonated sugar beverages is evidently vastly more refined than mine.

 

[payn]

Yeah, the most forward flavor of Dr. Pepper is prune and the most forward flavor of Pibb is cherry. So, for me, vastly.

 

[niklinna]

Seriously. Did you know that the Wizard class is both a boring, pitifully underpowered character AND a game-breaking demigod?

Well it depends on which subclass you take. And what level your wizard is. And who else is in your party. And....

 

[niklinna]

Expertise++ in Intimidation.

 

[CleverNickName]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your D&D wizard isn't Gandalf.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your D&D wizard isn't Gandalf.

That's right! Honestly, it's been all downhill since they ditched the Magic User name.

Really, they should have kept that nomenclature for all the classes! Here's my updated, 5e classes by way of OD&D (with some modern revamping)-

Conan Wannabe
Annoying Brah
Deities & Demidudes
Hippy
Fighting Person
I Know Kung Fu
Smitey McSmiteFace
Call Me Aragorn
Stealy Dan
Natural Magic User
Faustian Bargainer
Magic User
Tool User

Now that you see it ... you want it. You know you want it.

 

[CleverNickName]

You misspelled Legolas, but otherwise? No notes.