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If someone in the American South doesn't have a deep fryer big enough to hold a turkey, are they really a Southerner?
I am reasonably sure I have in-laws in central Georgia who do not have such a cooking implement, and believe me, they are Southerners.
 




Some people just can't let a joke stand on it's own :ROFLMAO:
Adjusted for population, the seven states with the most Thanksiving cooking disasters (I think) over a seven year period ending about a half decade ago were...

State Total / Per Million Population
Texas 38 / 0.96
Illinois 27 / 2.13
Pennsylvania 23 / 1.80
Ohio 23 / 1.97
New York 22 / 1.13
South Carolina 16 / 3.11
Georgia 16 / 1.51

Holy cow my home state and adopted state are both bad at this!

 

Adjusted for population, the seven states with the most Thanksiving cooking disasters (I think) over a seven year period ending about a half decade ago were...

State Total / Per Million Population
Texas 38 / 0.96
Illinois 27 / 2.13
Pennsylvania 23 / 1.80
Ohio 23 / 1.97
New York 22 / 1.13
South Carolina 16 / 3.11
Georgia 16 / 1.51

Holy cow my home state and adopted state are both bad at this!

 

Adjusted for population, the seven states with the most Thanksiving cooking disasters (I think) over a seven year period ending about a half decade ago were...

State Total / Per Million Population
Texas 38 / 0.96
Illinois 27 / 2.13
Pennsylvania 23 / 1.80
Ohio 23 / 1.97
New York 22 / 1.13
South Carolina 16 / 3.11
Georgia 16 / 1.51

Holy cow my home state and adopted state are both bad at this!

I wonder how New Jersey, a state sandwiched between Pennsylvania and New York, didn't make the list. Possibly because we hide the evidence of our failures better?
 

Adjusted for population, the seven states with the most Thanksiving cooking disasters (I think) over a seven year period ending about a half decade ago were...

State Total / Per Million Population
Texas 38 / 0.96
Illinois 27 / 2.13
Pennsylvania 23 / 1.80
Ohio 23 / 1.97
New York 22 / 1.13
South Carolina 16 / 3.11
Georgia 16 / 1.51

Holy cow my home state and adopted state are both bad at this!

I'm guessing a lot of these were object lessons in the principles of fluid displacement.

EDIT: Thanks @payn for the timely illustration.
 

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