YMMV but I find that straight sincerity wrong-foots people* harder than just about anything else.The only fermented thing that belongs anywhere near colcannon on Paddy's Day is a pint of Guinness...
(I loathe cabbage, and make my colcannon with kale and onions.)
I've given up on sarcasm, and I've given up on snark.
From now on, I'm coming straight out of the gate with snarkasm.![]()
* on the internet
** these days