Still waiting for a Filksong based on Psychic Wars.
Oh please, don't let these posts go on ♫
That's great, it starts with some firedrankes
Sticks to snakes, and devouring brains
And Dave Arneson is not afraid
Vampires blood drain, wait until it's your turn
Loot the temple get the proceeds
The rest of the Oerth will hear your deeds
Speed it up with haste, speed, age, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter
But monks can fall from any height
All the wolves are dire, use the oil make some flames
And a henchmen is for hire to the combat site
Left the dungeon in such a hurry
Tucker's Kobolds breathing down your neck
Xvart by xvart, the party's baffled, sliced, diced, crushed
Worry 'bout the level drain, fine, then
Uh oh, zombies slow, reincarnation, common tongue
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
Thief serves his own needs, Clerics has the prayer beads
Magic user casts charm person then she's done for the night, night
Bard's vitriolic, alcoholic, real blight, quite right
And seriously disliked
It's the end of D&D as we know it
It's the end of D&D as we know it
It's the end of D&D as we know it
...and I feel fine