The Midget's Deity-A-Week Thread!

I'd actually defend the Hedon as CG. He feels that the purest good is a Carpe Diem kind of philosophy, and that acting on natural instincts is the way for the entire world to be happy. Evil results from denying these instincts, or thinking of them as evil, or of rare insane individuals whose natural instincts are perversoins -- and of course, these insane people are the victims of societies and structures that snap their minds into that perverted state. To live life with joy is to succumb to your inner wild nature, to indulge your wild side, and not to deny it. But to celebrate it. The maidens wouldn't run away if they weren't so uptight, after all...;)

He is very strongly Chaotic...but he feels that this Chaos is what makes happiness and enjoyment for all, so he wishes to bring it to as many people as possible. It's not just that he is a free spirit, he is an active rebel against inhibitions that cause pain and suffering. If everyone would just respond to the music that moved them, there would be paradise for all. And that is why he rebels against the 'stodgy' establishment.

He could easily have a CN or CE bend to him, especially if you're running a predominantly LG setting (or even NG could be wierded out bythe guy), but usually he leads to the benevolent end of the spectrum....benevolent doesn't have to mean safe, though. ;)
 

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LAOGZED
The Eater of Souls


Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Worshipers: Troglodytes, Gluttons
Domains: Chaos, Death, Destruction, Evil
Favored Weapon: Javelin
Home Plane/Domain: Perdition/The Feeding Trough
Pantheon: Independant
Divine Rank: 6 (Lesser)
Classes: None
Portfolio: Food, Death, Hunger
Salient Abilities: (8) Divine Blessing (Constitution), Divine Fast Healing, Energy Burst (Acid), Extra Domain [Death], Extra Sense Enhancement (Taste), Increased Energy Resistance (Acid), Life Drain, Wave of Chaos.
Special Possessions: None
Alternate Domains: Community, Darkness, Scalykind
Symbol: A reptilian head with a gaping maw and a javelin-point tongue.

DESCRIPTION
From Defenders of the Faith: "The ever-hungry god of the troglodytes is a deity of eating, of gluttony, and of wanton destruction."
A great toad-like reptile that bears the qualities of an iguana, the Eater of Souls is an entity that bears frightening power for being so far down on the ladder of deific heirarchy. He is an entity of primordial hunger and base instinct whose only purpose is to continually consume for eternity.

DOGMA
Though of dubious sentience and therefore of dubious ability to espouse a philosophy, Laogzed seems to dictate a philosophy by his very actions: feed me, and damned be those who get in the way. As quite an essence of death in it's most raw form, the Eater of Souls is a complete negative, destroying even those who worship him if they come within range of his peircing tongue. By this, those who worship him see a way to live life: if you have no care, if you reduce yourself to a pure negative, you can achieve power and respect that may be beyond your station.

CLERGY AND TEMPLES
The only 'official' clergy of Laogzed are those troglodyte adepts and (rare) clerics that espouse his dogma of heartless, random obliteration. These creatures have resepct in the community as guiding forces of wisdom and learning, though they represent the stomach: they give commands. It is up to the maw, the chief of the tribe, to obey them or not. The clergy and the kingship have always had a tense relationship, as often the clerics, with the public's support, will create a revolution to oust a king that does not obey them. Of course, they risk the king winning the propoganda war, and being devoured themselves as unfaithful. The clergy often wield steel javelins as a mark of power and a badge of office.
Temples created by these troglodytes are by nessecity temporary encampments, often simply marked with bones of various humanoids as a mark of their power over death. Bone powder is also a common tool of the clergy, representing the destruction of even that long-lasting material, eventually.

RITES AND RITUALS
Determining where the tribe should hunt next, in the form of a prayer to the Eater of Souls, is the most common rite of the individual troglodyte cleric. Even non-divine trogs will often petition their god for advice and guidance in direction when they are lost. They do this by a ritualized gorging, followed by the consumption of a potent poison. They vomit up the meal, then, along with the poison, and that trail gives them the direction then need.
Larger ceremonies are often held after a successful conquest, when a banquet is held where all the soft and tender prisoners are boiled alive into a rich soup that the trogs hungirly consume. Even after the date, many trogs will carry this soup around, and use it as unholy water.

MYTHOGRAPHY
The most intriguing aspect of the Eater of Souls is that he seems to represent a deity in composition. Not yet a fully sentient individual, the deity seems to have risen out of the worship of a force -- specifically, the force of negative energy. As an all-consuming energy, the troglodytes put a face upon it, and gave it a name, and started paying it homage in hopes it would avoid them and destroy their enemies. In fact, it is theorized that the entymology of the draconic word for 'death' (gezid) is related to the name of this deity (which may be related to the draconic phrase: "All Die," or "lay ogezid").
Worship of Laogzed has increased recently as well, with troglodytes surging in birth rates and bravery, as well as being adopted by the less noble aspects of 'civilized' society. He has skyrocketed within the last several hundred years from being a somewhat obscure deity of a lizard people to being a deity worshiped in the halls of the indulgent rich. It may be related to the 'new rich' of the Adventurers, who would have been the most to have contact with the dark deity, and who would probably have the most flexible morals when choosing a lord to worship in their splendor.

LEGENDS
Legends about the Eater of Souls are few. The troglodytes speak of him as their afterlife and grim reaper all in one, and pay him great homage, but he is seen as an icon to strive toward, not nessecarily a being of interaction on his own. Still, rumors abound linking him to any number of other dark deities, that may eventually become legend. Tiamat is mentioned in some, and Panzuriel in others, but there seems to be an unnamed abyssal queen to which his ancestry belongs as well.

ETC.
PrC's
· Devourer of Life: A PrC focused on negating healing and regeneration, and on eating fallen warriors not to gain their strength -- but to make sure they can never rise again.
· Unsanitary Disciple: Taking base behavior to a new level, this troglodyte worshiper will make a fetish of anything his body excretes, from the nominal troglodyte stench, to spoor, to the 'guiding vomit' mentioned above. Even other trogs seem disturbed by it's behavior.
Plot Hooks
· A Thief of Steel: In a trog community, things are getting tense. The clergy and the chief have come to a head against each other politically, the clergy encouraging a nighttime raid to the surface, and the chief insisting that it would be suicide. The PC's stumble accross this battle as it reaches it's most violent level -- the chiefs have secured a rust monster, and are getting ready to sick it on the valued weapons of the clergy, destroying their sacred fetishes. The clergy offers help if the PC's are willing to stop the thing, and the chiefs promise more if they're willing to protect it...
· A Great Maw: There is a creature that some adventurers know of called a Trapper. A stealthy predator, it lurks on the floor, and enfolds creatures within it to devour. Well, it turns out that the trapper has a cousin -- the immense and destructive surface trapper. Measuring hundreds of miles around, the creature resembles the terrain of the surrounding area very well. It lies dormant for millenia, allowing cities and towns and empires to be built upon it's flesh. It grows crops for the hungry townsfolk, and it provides stone in it's flesh for cities. Though few know of their existence, one is about to be woken by a zealous troglodyte cabal. It just so happens that one of the most populous metropolisis in the city is sitting right above. Can the PC's stop the destruction of the town by stopping the cabal? Or can they save an entire city when the thing wakes up and begins folding in on itself, opening the ground, and eating everything...?
 
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Can I request something?

Do Vhaeraun, the Masked Lord. (If Vhaeraun has already be done by someone else, a link will serve instead).
 

Wasn't he covered in the Forgotten Realms deity manual? Considering he is the primary surface deity worshipped by the Drow, I would be surprised if that was not the case.

As for Damh, his intentions may be good, but since this is D&D, his actions are what matter. He seems to spread pure chaos, and his followers are apparently encouraged constantly harass attractive women. Pleasure for pleasures sake certainly is not Good, and all in all he seems to have a very destructive influence upon any world he interacts with. I still do not see how, based on his actions, he could be considered Chaotic Good.
 

Pleasure for pleasures sake certainly is not Good

Why not? :) Certainly, 'paradise' is often described as a place where pleasures are entailed forever, and the efforts of Good people are to bring pleasures to those who are experiencing pain. Damh sees people ignoring the pleasure, inhibiting themselves, because of the dictates of an unkind and unfair Law. What higher good can there be but the pursuit of happiness, for all, regardless of what the Law would say?

his followers are apparently encouraged constantly harass attractive women

It's only harassment if the women are denying themselves pleasure and happiness for social restraints...it's only harassment if they are living in sin, effectively. If they embrace good (or if Damhites can show them the way toward Good), they wouldn't deny themselves pleasures and favors. They'd be happy to give in to the Dahmites, who, after all, will increase their pleasure.

a very destructive influence upon any world he interacts with

Only if that world does not accept the spontaneous enjoyment of life's pleasures. :)

He's not interested in chaos for chaos's sake. He's interested in freedom for the sake of happiness -- which is the very urge of Chaotic Good. Freedom from society's inhibitions to spread joy and pleasure. He wouldn't equally support the actions of a 'true rapist' and one of his persistant followers, for instance, because the 'ture rapist' is violating personal freedom for self-indulgent and dangerous practices. Whereas a persistant lover is just trying to wear away the artificial bonds of society that causes the object of persuit to be unhappy and caged within themselves.

That's why, in an LG society or somesuch, he certainly will seem evil...he's destroying the very code of society and propriety that holds it all together. But as far as his followers are concerned, those bonds only exist to surpress happiness and joy that can be had spontaneously without them.

*shrug*. If you interpert him as CN or the like, there's certainly nothing wrong with it. I, of course, differ, but....:)
 

LuYangShih said:
Wasn't he covered in the Forgotten Realms deity manual? Considering he is the primary surface deity worshipped by the Drow, I would be surprised if that was not the case.

No, he wasn't, and I was surprised as well. Actually, I wasn't surprised about him not showing up in Faiths & Pantheons, as they used exactly those deities that got a detailed entry in the FRCS and made a full entry, and treated the other deities to an entry as the "main deities" got in the FRCS.

I really was surprised that they didn't use Vhaeraun in the FRCS, but used his sister Eilistraee.


Anyway, on the wizards boards, someone did a write-up of Vhaeraun, but it was far from satisfactory: he didn't have the right classes (IMO he was fighter/thief in AD&D, and shouldn't get illusionist levels - he's no deity of magic after all - and only DR 7, the same as Eilistraee - and he is by far the most prominent drow deity, excepting Lolth. Also, in AD&D it was stated that his power wasn't far behind that of Lolth. I think he's a DR 10, on the brink of becoming an intermediate deity (and let the War of the Spider Queen run its course, I think he will become more powerful because of Lolth's silence)

LuYangShih said:
Pleasure for pleasures sake certainly is not Good

Sharess, the Faerûnian goddess of hedonism, is CG, too.
Pleasure is a good thing, for it doesn't harm anyone by itself - quite the contrary. People might commit crimes for pleasure's sakes, but that's something different.
 

That is surprising. Vhaeraun certainly does deserve to be covered in more depth, and Kamikaze Midget, judging from this thread, could do a great job.

As for Sharess, that is a perfect example. She was originally CN, before she was merged with a CG Elven deity, whose name I cannot recall right now. The domains and personality traits she gained from that deity are what shifted her from a pure pleasure Goddess to what she is now, and shifted her alignment.
 


Background on the Sharess Situation:

LuYangShih said:
As for Sharess, that is a perfect example. She was originally CN, before she was merged with a CG Elven deity, whose name I cannot recall right now. The domains and personality traits she gained from that deity are what shifted her from a pure pleasure Goddess to what she is now, and shifted her alignment.

I think I just tell the whole story (in short), as several deities are involved:
The elven goddess in question was Zandilar, also called the Dancer. She (or her worshippers) had trouble with Lolth('s worshippers), and I mean big time. It must have been so great that she decided to seduce Vhaeraun (probably Lolth's greatest foe) so he helps her. He was cool with that seducing part, but instead of helping her, he imprisoned her. Zandilar was later freed by the mulhorandi goddess Bast (that Cat-Headed goddess). Those two goddesses merged to become Sharess, but before that, Zandilar bore a son, Selvetarm, a dark elf like his father Vhaeraun. Selvetarm then wandered the line between light and darkness, and his aunt Eilistraee almost had him become a nice little demigod, when Lolth tricked him into destroying a demon with an affinity for spiders. He inherited the demons essence, and with it his evil and that stupid fable for spiders, and is Lolth's lap dog ever since.
 


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