83—Friends in High Places, part II
The day after their meeting with Mother Talendiira, the brothers Tar-Ilou welcome Elgin Trezler back into their company. It is immediately obvious that Elgin is in no mood to celebrate. He arrives with a stern, grim expression, and tells the brothers that Lathander’s great temple in Suzail has been sacked.
“It was religious rioting,” Elgin says, tears of frustration, anger and grief in his eyes. “I spoke with the light of the Morning, and he told me that he would not sully his hands with the blood of the people. He told me that when his death came, he intended to go into the pasoun with his conscience clear.” Elgin looks at the brothers Tar-Ilou almost pleadingly. “He ordered his temple guards away, and the rioters tore the building down.”
Taran’s mouth pulls down in a hard scowl as the light in his eyes slowly dims and then disappears. “Well, that’s an admirable sentiment, but it’s not gonna happen,” he says in a soft voice. “I’ll sully my hands. That’s my f-cking job.”
Within moments, the trio has teleported to Suzail, outside of Lathander’s temple. In Suzail it is night, and before the group can get within the building, they are hailed by a passing guard.
“What’re you lot doing out after curfew?” the lead spearman asks, his tone gruff and disrespectful.
“Waitin’ on you,” Taran says, his voice cold and clear. “We want to be taken to the Steel Regent, and you’re going to do it right now.” Taran’s tone does not brook any disobedience, and the guard, a man who has spent a lifetime responding to such commands, reacts accordingly. The three adventurers are escorted through the deserted city streets to the Palace, and asked to wait within the regent’s chambers.
Taran spots the guards watching them through concealed doors and hidden spy-holes, and passes this on to Thelbar through the permanent telepathic bond that connects the brothers. An hour passes, but neither Taran nor Thelbar show any sign of fatigue, and for the benefit of the hidden watchers, remain perfectly still and silent, communicating only through their [i[bond[/i]. At the end of the wait, Caledni enters the room, and the regent’s advisor seems intent on picking up her last conversation with Thelbar in the same acrimonious way she left it.
“We meet again,” she says to Thelbar, in a parody of the popular melodramatic street-plays.
“Yet you have slipped a notch since I left you,” Thelbar replies. “Your city rebels beneath your thumb, and you lack either the wit or the willingness to stop them.”
Caledni’s eyes narrow. “Perhaps you can explain to me, from your enlightened position, great mage, why the faiths of Tempus, Illmater, Tyr and Torm have declared you Lathanderites blasphemers? Perhaps you can explain to me why they have encouraged their followers to drive your kind out of our city?”
“I will answer both the question you asked, as well as the question you should have asked,” Thelbar replies cooly. “These other faiths are threatened by the pasoun. While most of their leaders lack vision, be assured that the deities in question realize that the freedom we offer all sentience undermines and subverts the order of things; an order upon which the likes of Tempus, Torm and Tyr have grown fat. They will cast aside their ‘principles’ as easily as any glutton might, should his next meal be threatened.
Thelbar pauses a moment to gauge her reaction, then says, “you have not acted because you fear their power. Or rather, you doubt mine.” Thelbar finishes his speech by fixing Caledni with an even gaze, all the more terrible for its calmly implied threat.
“I am not interested in your profanity,” Caledni says flatly. “I have been preached to enough this week.”
Thelbar scoffs. “You cover your eyes in the hopes that the smoke will not smell so bad.”
Taran steps forward, near enough to Caledni that he can feel the tension from the guards positioned behind the walls. “Let me cut to the chase,” he says. “I’m holding . . . you . . . accountable.” Taran punctuates his words with finger-tip jabs into Caledni’s chest. “Do your job so I don’t have to.” Taran glares at her, mentally daring the regent’s closest advisor to say another word.
She does not.
Satisfied, Taran thinks, “let’s get out of here.”
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“Well, I don’t know exactly what it is,” Thelbar thinks on his way out of the audience chamber, “but that woman exasperates me. ”
“Yeah, she’s awful good looking,” Taran thinks.
“I didn’t say ‘excites’.”
“Yeah, I heard you.”
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As the three adventurers step out into the Cormyrian night, intending to walk away from their audience in as dignified a manner as they marched toward it, they hear a strangely familiar voice.
“Well, aren’t you a trio of fetching fellows.” Emerging from the shadows is Gulthais, the ancient cleric of Iiam last encountered as Elminster and Khelbin Blackstaff’s kidnapper. Standing next to Gulthais are a disrespectable-looking pair; a hideously pock-marked old beggar woman and a filthy stable-boy.
Gulthais looks about himself exaggeratedly. “A real squad of dandies out on the town.” The vampiric priest is pale skinned and wears his hair cut short at the temples, every lock of it pitch-black. “Don’t look so shocked,” he coos. “The mother is not the only one with many hands.” Gulthais smiles broadly at Thelbar. “Now what brings you to Cormyr?”
“We came here for the festivities,” the beggar woman says with a gap-toothed smile. While outwardly she looks and dresses much like any of Suzail’s street women, Taran’s trained eye spots her nimble agility and ready strength in an instant.
“Beautiful time of year,” Gulthais agrees. The thin, dark-haired vampire is dressed in antique courtly clothing, as if he is mocking his own undead status. “And what do you intend to do with this deity of death you’ve dug up? Wasn’t she the plague of our dear sister?”
Taran looks at the three calmly. “Life is strange,” he says. “Just a minute ago, I was threatening the rulers of Cormyr, and now I’m wasting time with scum like you.”
“Perhaps that is why you are so universally disliked,” Gulthais suggests with an ingratiating smile. “Too much threatening, and not enough time-wasting.”
Taran rolls his eyes, then looks at his brother.
“I hear our poor Mother’s Prime has gone bad,” Gulthais continues. “Do you think there’s anything salvageable? Or should we just seal the gates?” The vampire’s cloying sneer is nauseating.
At this point, the beggar woman has shambled over to Elgin Trezler, and whispers to him, “I watched your church get sacked last night.” She leans in close, in an impersonation of a love-struck schoolgirl. “It was beautiful.”
“I have something for you!” Elgin shouts as he removes his mace and lashes the woman with a backhand blow. The beggar rolls with the strike, and uses her momentum to carry her into the legs of Thelbar, where she palms a hidden blade, and slices at the backs of his knees.
Thelbar cries out and jumps away from her, and just as Taran is freeing Arunshee’s Kiss from its scabbard, Thelbar freezes time.
Things flicker, and Thelbar disappears, as a prismatic spray sweeps over his foes, burning and blasting them. The spray is instantly followed by a bright blue chain lighting arc that dances between Gulthais, the beggar and the stable-boy, and then a green ray appears from the spot where the mage was standing and strikes the hag in the chest, disintegrating her. By the time the demonic woman collapses into a pile of dust, Thelbar is seen to be twenty feet away, protected by a shield spell.
The stable boy shakes his head against the smoke rising from his incinerated clothing, and reaches out to strikes at Taran with what appears to be a thin, provincial walking stick. Taran is knocked backwards by what feels to be a half-ton sledgehammer, and he is sure that ribs have been broken by the blow.
Gulthais moves away from the melee, and sends a lightning bolt towards Thelbar, knocking the wizard to a half-crouch in the dirt of the street. Taran staggers away from the demonic child, lights flashing before his eyes. He swings wildly with both Arunshee’s Kiss and Little Sister as he tries to focus his vision, but the child has skipped away from him. Elgin, noting both his companion’s wounds, arcs a mass heal between them, instantly restoring to Taran his eyesight, and to Thelbar his clarity of thought. In addition, Elgin includes Gulthais within the spell, guessing correctly about the creature’s undead status. Gulthais reels backwards, his skin wrinkling and smoking before the party’s eyes.
Taran takes advantage of his reprieve to dash within the reach of the stable boy, cutting him three times in rapid succession across his chest. A most un-stableboy-like vapor emerges from the wounds, a sulfuric scent betraying his lower planar origin.
Thelbar sucks the moisture from his enemies with a horrid wiliting, which destroys Gulthais outright, and provokes an Abyssal curse from the stableboy. Elgin sends a searing light into the snarling child, just as he sends Taran reeling with a power word, stun. Thelbar quickly dispels the stunning effect, but as he does so, the boy stuns Taran a second time.
“I can do this all day,” the creature sneers.
Elgin presents his holy symbol and attempts to banish the creature back to its home plane, but his attempt is not strong enough, and the fiendish boy mocks the effort. “Iiam is greater than . . .,” it begins, but the rest of its boast is lost beneath a feeblemind from Thelbar. Elgin engages the stupid and feral creature with an exchange of blows, and after a moment, Thelbar is able to dispel the stunning effect on Taran for a second time, and with Taran’s attacks added to the equation, the creature falls away into a sulfurous mist and is gone.
The party looks about them, but with the city-wide curfew in effect, there are no witnesses to their street brawl. Thelbar says a word, and teleports the trio back to New Ithor.
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That night, as he is preparing for his evening studies, Thelbar finds this note within one of his pockets.
It is a blessing of the Powers that no good deed goes unnoticed in our perfect world. I had happened upon some old friends of yours who were very eager to pay a visit. I was happy to oblige, and tell them your whereabouts. Sleep tight.
Your dear friend,
Gulthais
Disturbingly, the note is written in Infernal, the language of the Nine Hells and its Baatezu masters.
”F-ck the Baatezu,” Taran says.