Things that are better with bacon

[reveal]

Interestingly enough, my father's business relationship has brought this bacony joy to the world!

I'll have to tell him!

Something to put on his business card:

"The_Universe, Sr: Spreading bacony joy since 19XX"

 

[reveal]

Also true - but I put cheese on anything that's even remotely like a hot dog.

So ya like the smothered weiner, do ya?

or

What kind of fondue parties are you hosting?!

 

[Bront]

I will have to see if I can dig up the recipee, but my mom has this concoction called "The Impossable Bacon Pie".

Basicly, it's Bisquick mix, a few well beaten eggs, bacon, and cheese (Origional recipie calls for swiss, but I prefer chedder). Onions are optional. Mix it togeather, toss it into a Pie pan, and bake for a while, and you get what ends up being something like a scrambled egg with cheese and bacon pie with bacon bits in the crust as well (It bakes it's own crust, hense the name). Very good.

Not all pizza, but Papa John's Pizza is better with bacon (Bacon and Pepperoni, ooo).

 

[The_Universe]

So ya like the smothered weiner, do ya?

or

What kind of fondue parties are you hosting?!

Yiiiiiiiiikes.

 

[taitzu52]

Sometimes one of my favorite meat products is made with bacon, thereby cubing the un-Kosherness of it all.

As a true Marylander, I invoke the other pork product:

SCRAPPLE!
[RAPA]

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Sometimes one of my favorite meat products is made with bacon, thereby cubing the un-Kosherness of it all.

As a true Marylander, I invoke the other pork product:

SCRAPPLE!
[RAPA]

I saw scrapple in the store last night... I may live in Maryland, but I'll never understand the scrapple.

 

[kenobi65]

The "recipe," in case this little tidbit has been lost (or never mentioned) actually came from a Hutterite colony

I thought the Hutterites preferred live frogs, which they keep in a fishbowl next to their hookah?

 

[taitzu52]

It's not there to be understood, it's there to be eaten.

"People with an appetite for law or for sausage should not watch either of them being made."
-Otto von Bismarck

 

[The_Universe]

I thought the Hutterites preferred live frogs, which they keep in a fishbowl next to their hookah?

Trust me - you'd have heard a lot more if there was a colony of giant asexual slugs with vast criminal empires and voracious appetites for vice in South Dakota. At the very least, you'd have seen a tabloid headline.

 

[kenobi65]

Trust me - you'd have heard a lot more if there was a colony of giant asexual slugs with vast criminal empires and voracious appetites for vice in South Dakota. At the very least, you'd have seen a tabloid headline.

Well, at least in South Dakota, there's be room for 'em. You could lose a space transport full of Hutts in South Dakota, and no one would even notice.

PS -- Hutts aren't asexual; they're hermaphroditic. Over the course of their lifespan, they can change sex.