This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Remathilis]

Is happy to see his name on the list of posters. Uses smilely.
Begins to feel the sense of community on Enworld's board!
Is upset because he is currently gnomed as of this posting.

Agrees with everyones post.

Goes and makes a sandwich.

 

[Dark Eternal]

Posts only long enough to comment on how I (and, of course, Jon Anderson) love all of you, even if you can't resolve this particular dispute.

In a pang of guilt over original malicious intention, rectify mistake of omitting Jack Daniel and Clay_More from first post.

{{{ Jack Daniel }}}
{{{ Clay_More }}}

Makes self-immolitary comment about existing in constant state of sleep deprivation. Throws out off-handed insulting comment inadvertantly, by commenting on how Clay_More's latest post was obviously ooc, whereas all my posts are consistantly ic. Types smiley to show that was simply a good-natured jest.

Smiles at Remthalis.

Moments before signing off, decides to throw in a last-second suggestive comment about I Dream of Jeannie. Will realize later that this was a mistake.

 

[baradtgnome]

I laugh at your super models, I have Super Duper Models who play at my game, and they say I'm the bomb. Hah I say and Hah again. And they don't stoop to wearing cheesewiz, they only wear 100% real cheese, top that! And Barbara Eden said your game was lame and........and........and...........lame and.......stupid, yea she said it was stupid.

Points out that Barbara always said that about my game, but I think she was mostly jealous of the super models.

Points out that super duper models are all plastic surgery anway.

Explains that Barbara could only wear cheese wiz because she is lactose intolerant.

Lectures that jdavis should be more sensitive to those who are lactose intolerant.

Secretly wishes that jdavis would post pictures of his super duper plastic surgery models.

Dark Eternal, huggles are for wimps (secretly feeling warm and fuzzy over them)

 

[Dark Eternal]

Secretly amazed that his last post didn't strangle the last gasp of life from this thread, decides to post one more reply to baradtgnome.

Explains that I have no problem whatsoever with being considered a wimp, as long as it makes others happy.

To really pound point into the ground, retaliates with a mega huggle.

{{{ baradtgnome }}}

And Jon Anderson loves you.

Content with this, log off and go listen to more Yes music.

 

[jdavis]

Secretly wishes that jdavis would post pictures of his super duper plastic surgery models.

Desperately wishes that I had fake pictures of hot women gaming I could post to prove how cool I am. Decide to post this pic and say I lost the photo of the Super Duper Models, hope that anyone will buy lame story and believe I am cool. Realize that I am drifting off topic so I attack everyone elses post as being off topic.

Super Duper Models Gaming:

 

[Darrin Drader]

Mention that having a hot swimsuit model at the gaming table might be a bit distracting - especially if she happens to be wearing a swimsuit.

Restates key points of the original troll, but then contradicts one of these key points by citing a source that states the exact opposite of the point I was originally trying to make, but takes it out of context so that it makes sense.

States that JDavis must be cool because of his absolute lack of evidence of swimsuit models at the gaming table.

In a too witty manner, suggests that Dark Eternal is a wimp.

Absolutely rejects the notion that Barbara Eden would be interested in baradtgnome's game.

Makes an insensitive comment about those who are lactose intolerant, but adds smileys

Ends with a remark about how there will be more Oathbound soon... very cool Oathbound stuff! Stuff so cool, I can't even talk about talking about it here.

 

[jonesy]

Makes an insensitive comment about those who are lactose intolerant, but adds smileys

Is horribly offended by the smileys and rants about smileys being
the worst thing ever created from the dreams of evil creatures.
Smileys should be banned and then shot in the back of the smiley
in a dark alley somewhere. Adds a few smileys.

 

[shivamuffin]

I read these posts and wonder if I'm a troll, obviously seeking sympathy and or attention in the process.

 

[jdavis]

Restates key points of the original troll, but then contradicts one of these key points by citing a source that states the exact opposite of the point I was originally trying to make, but takes it out of context so that it makes sense.

States that JDavis must be cool because of his absolute lack of evidence of swimsuit models at the gaming table.

Point out that your new source is misquoted and misinterpreted, then see that somebody did buy bogus, Super Models = I'm so cool story, and state that maybe your interpretation was better.

Realize that I have now AGREED WITH THE TROLL, decide that this is the lowest point in my existance, add smileys to cover my shame

Decide to wait before attacking Troll with renewed vigor as changing sides twice in the same post would make me seem wishy-washy.

 

[Silver Moon]

Points out that Barbara always said that about my game, but I think she was mostly jealous of the super models.

Lectures that jdavis should be more sensitive to those who are lactose intolerant.

Secretly wishes that jdavis would post pictures of his super duper plastic surgery models.

Silver Moon decides to make a post, even though he has nothing further to contribute, but wants to bump this back to the first page. Quotes baradtgnome because he is a cool guy. Rambles on about how Barbara Eden's career went downhill following Jeannie, sinking to an all time low of attending Barad's games. Adds a smiley and tells Barad that Silver Moon is only kidding, and is welcome to bring Barbara along with him the next time he attends Silver Moon's game.

Gets into a side tangent about lactose intolerance, and how it is caused by an inner fear of cows.

Finishes with a link to a web page featuring super duper models, stating that one picture shows them playing D&D. Sincerely doubts that any such picture exists, but didn't bother looking at the hundreds of pictures on the site, figuring somebody else will go the effort and post the result.