This product could save your life! (or not)

[WhimsyTheFae]

PANEXA can also be utilized to decrease the risk of death caused by ... being beaten to death by oscelots

If only I had heard of this stuff earlier. Poor Jim .

 

[sniffles]

I would have guessed for the ability to lick through steel myself.

buzzard

I want that as a superpower!!!

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Thank you sniffles, now I have man tears...

 

[sniffles]

Thank you sniffles, now I have man tears...

Panexa is probably good for that.

 

[Vindicator]

I know I felt much better after hearing about this product. I did suffer from sore facial and abdominal muscles, though.

http://www.panexa.com/

Yawn. Way too much effort, and no real laughs.

Advice to anyone who tries to be funny: if you can't do it in a paragraph or so, don't bother typing out some huge, dull, unfunny webpage.

 

[Dr. Screampunk]

I know I felt much better after hearing about this product. I did suffer from sore facial and abdominal muscles, though.

http://www.panexa.com/

Is this supposed to be funny?

IF so, I suspect the same people who find this funny are the type who, at RPG conventions, say stuff like, "Have you tried Paranoia XP, CITIZEN? [giggle]"

[huge eye roll]

 

[reveal]

Yawn. Way too much effort, and no real laughs.

Advice to anyone who tries to be funny: if you can't do it in a paragraph or so, don't bother typing out some huge, dull, unfunny webpage.

You should try following your own advice.

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Yawn. Way too much effort, and no real laughs.

Advice to anyone who tries to be funny: if you can't do it in a paragraph or so, don't bother typing out some huge, dull, unfunny webpage.

:stunned: Well, to each their own.

Two co-workers and I were in tears reading through this (I mean side aching, face glowing, saltwater flowing) - my boss ho-hummed it.

 

[Psychic Skeksis]

:stunned: Well, to each their own.

Two co-workers and I were in tears reading through this (I mean side aching, face glowing, saltwater flowing - my boss ho-hummed it).

I, on the other hand, read it, rolled my eyes, and said, "another 'gag' for the monty-python crowd.'

 

[Biohazard]

I know I felt much better after hearing about this product. I did suffer from sore facial and abdominal muscles, though.

http://www.panexa.com/

Lame.

And boy oh boy, some people have WAAAAAAAAAAAY more free time than I do. Both to make that "hilarious" webpage and to read it with co-workers.

Yawn.