This is something I am really looking forward to putting into play.
The potion description generator. I think I'll just make a big list of descriptions and assign potion types to each in order. That'll piss 'em off by crickey!
This is a frothing, opalescent mixture that is brown in color with rose flashes. It smells and tastes like tea. Cure light wounds.
This is a frothing, swirling, slimy tonic that is sapphire in color. It smells and tastes like fish. Endure Elements.
This is a glowing, swirling, slimy mixture that is azure in color. It smells and tastes like tea. Hide from animals.
This is a murky liquid that is ivory in color. It smells like fish but tastes like red pepper and spice. Hide from undead.
This is a pulsing liquid that is vermillion in color. It smells like acid but tastes like carrots. Jump.
This is a slimy substance that is emerald in color. It smells like garlic and wax but tastes like nuts. Mage armor.
This is a substance that is ruby in color. It smells and tastes like ginger and black pepper. Magic fang.
This is a thick substance that is azure in color. It smells and tastes like green pepper. Magic stone.
This is a thin mixture that is amethyst in color with gray oddiments. It smells like raspberries and grass but tastes like bread. Magic weapon.
This is a watery fluid that is orange in color with purple flakes. It smells and tastes like salt and red pepper. Pass without trace.