(One week later)
“Ladies, gentlemen, and genderless creatures! Let’s get right into our first semifinal match of the CR 2 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Lawful Good forces against the best of the Chaotic Neutral forces.”
Making its way into the arena and starting at position 115N0E, this combatant measures 3 feet in diameter and has a negligible weight. It has an impressive record of six wins, zero losses, and one draw, and is a former member of the Hall of Fame. It hails from the plane of Celestia. Representing the forces of Lawful Good, please welcome the lantern archon Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchon!”
A glowing ball of light enters the arena and stops at its starting spot.
“And now making his way into the arena and starting at position 60N115E, this combatant measures 4 feet nine inches tall and weighs 97 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws. In a brilliant display of courage, he defeated Chaotic Neutral’s lumi in the longest combat ever conducted in the tournament. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the satyr Piiiiiiiiip the Piiiiipeless!”
The hoots and hollers of the Chaotic Neutral faction welcome Pip the Pipeless’s entrance. Barechested, but not muscular, the chestnut-haired satyr stands on powerful goat legs and rubs one of his curved black horns with his stubby fingers. He has a shortbow strapped to his back, a quiver at his side, and a mug of ale as big as his arm in his hand. He drinks the whole mug in one gulp, then hefts the shortbow.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Archon, you will have initiative in the first round unless the Lawful Good representative tells me otherwise.”
Psybo sends Pip a glowering look.
Ding Ding! Round 1!
“Ladies, gentlemen, and genderless creatures! Let’s get right into our first semifinal match of the CR 2 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Lawful Good forces against the best of the Chaotic Neutral forces.”
Making its way into the arena and starting at position 115N0E, this combatant measures 3 feet in diameter and has a negligible weight. It has an impressive record of six wins, zero losses, and one draw, and is a former member of the Hall of Fame. It hails from the plane of Celestia. Representing the forces of Lawful Good, please welcome the lantern archon Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchon!”
A glowing ball of light enters the arena and stops at its starting spot.
“And now making his way into the arena and starting at position 60N115E, this combatant measures 4 feet nine inches tall and weighs 97 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws. In a brilliant display of courage, he defeated Chaotic Neutral’s lumi in the longest combat ever conducted in the tournament. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the satyr Piiiiiiiiip the Piiiiipeless!”
The hoots and hollers of the Chaotic Neutral faction welcome Pip the Pipeless’s entrance. Barechested, but not muscular, the chestnut-haired satyr stands on powerful goat legs and rubs one of his curved black horns with his stubby fingers. He has a shortbow strapped to his back, a quiver at his side, and a mug of ale as big as his arm in his hand. He drinks the whole mug in one gulp, then hefts the shortbow.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Archon, you will have initiative in the first round unless the Lawful Good representative tells me otherwise.”
Psybo sends Pip a glowering look.
Ding Ding! Round 1!