“And now continuing on with our second semifinal match of the CR 2 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Neutral Good forces against the best of the Lawful Evil forces.”
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N60E, this combatant measures 2 feet tall and weighs 30 pounds. He is undefeated so far, with two wins, zero losses, and one draw. He defeated a former Hall of Famer, Neutral’s shocker lizard, and his last victory was over Neutral Evil’s splinter waif. He comes to us straight from the plane of Elysium. Representing the forces of Neutral Good, please welcome the musteval guardinal Gelhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarin!”
Gelharin enters to the cheers of the Neutral Good faction of the audience. He is a slim humanoid creature, with the elongated snout, tufted ears, and furtive eyes of a ferret. White fur covers his tiny body and slender limbs.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N0E, this combatant measures 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 185 pounds. A former Hall of Famer, he has a record of four wins, one loss, and zero draws, including his last victory over Chaotic Good’s protectar. Representing the forces of Lawful Evil, please welcome the void mind grimlock L.L. Goooooooooooooon!”
As he enters the arena, L.L. Goon sneers, apparently surveying the crowd. But that would be impossible since he has no eyes. A muscular humanoid, L.L. has thick, gray, scaly skin and a trickle of pale green, translucent goo running down his neck. The source is probably a single tentacle of the same color jutting from his forehead. He readies his battleaxe for his unseen opponent.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Gelharin will have the initiative in the first round unless the Neutral Good representative tells me otherwise.”