Ignore the old man. It seems it would't hit an elephant from two feet, anyway."
"What'd that skinny orc say?"
"He said to ignore you, gran'pa. You couldn't hit an elephant from two feet."
"Why that...!"
Another arrow is loosed, smashing a potted plant to the left of the maid, Annie.
Annie dives for the ground, covering her head with her arms. She squeals, then bites it down.
[sblock=To Reklaw]Your diplomacy check worked. Just not necessarily in the manner you intended...

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[sblock=Arcana Check]There is one hell of a magical aura surrounding the old man's head.[/sblock]
[sblock=Drivan's Arcana Check]On a mystical plane, you perceive something sticking out of Swillwort's ear. It looks like a twisted piece of paper, probably torn from a book. It seems strangely tangible. You could probably reach out and take it...[/sblock]
[sblock=Emral's Insight Check]Annie is terrified and overwhelmed. She wants to defend Swillwort from your group, which she perceives as criminal ruffians, but it has spiraled out of her control. Also, people neither call her the Space Cowboy nor the Gangster of Love.[/sblock]
[sblock=And finally...]Emral has to apply the +2 bonus to the Arcana check.
The complete overhaul won't permit you to change character classes.[/sblock]