TURTLEDOME!: Battle Bone (DM: KenHood, Judge: Lord S.)

[sblock=OOC]It doesn't undermine the TURTLEDOME! fight. But if one player is unhappy with the results, there may be more. I want to get it out in the open and air it out, so that we can move on without any hard feelings.

Also, the options I provided are just that: options. I want to make them available, so that players who desire to use them can do so. Two are extreme. Two are middle of the road.[/sblock]
 

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[sblock=I'm not fire-proof like I thought I was]

So two days ago I learned that I don't have fire resistance in RL. I have been away at my sister's wedding, and when we went to one of the many endless, tedious, receptions involving family I decided to pour some tea. The cups provided, tea bags there, caraff of hot water, right? So I put the bag int he cup, pour the water, and BAM the lid of the caraff had not been screwed on right so a whole jug of scalding hot water flows out onto my left hand, scalding it. The waitresses question "are you ok?" My response (through clenched teeth) "no, I just poured hot water on my hand!"
So I stomp off and brood outside alone, until I realize that my hand still hurts. I've NEVER been burned, even with fire, boiling water, nothing, until this. Usually it goes away without a mark. This time my whole hand goes red and I feel a blister forming between a couple fingers! I ran inside, cold water, polysporen, the works.
But hey, my sister got married to a really great guy! Wooooo!
....Oh, wait a minute everything's falling apart here.

Y'see, everyone, this is why my 18 charisma is super important!

I get what you lot are saying, but could I make a suggestion?

1) Finnian is just like a barbarian in my RL game: gets the party into trouble by saying the wrong thing. In fact, he riminds me of a non-player I know, but that's beside the point. So many groups have this PC. Stuff like this happens, which is totally unexpected.

2) Hadarai: havn't read his history (emral wouldn't know), but is this a PTSD-related reaction? Interesting!

3) Marco: I say we roll with it. I like the character, and it'd be kinda cool to try to win back his favor. If we screw up, we should get nailed. Robert Jordan wrote that he allowed this all the time in his home campaign (see the intro to the Wheel of Time RPG). If I as the DM screw up I'll fudge; if the players screw up, and you warn us, let us go with it!
That said, sorry for the delays. I blame myself for not contributing positively to the situation. Sorry for letting you all down.

4) Comedy: considering the high quality humour of the game, it's hard to come up with stuff to match Kenhood (or the Drivan/Annie/Swillwort love triangle). I think acting like adventurer morons could be our PC fallback to try to keep being funny. I think Vaunea is perfect the way she does this. Hadarai reminds me of an eladrin Alec Baldwin (as Jack on 30 rock) meeting an honorable samurai/straight man/backbone. Drivan as a flirt is solid gold (jealous, player-to-player, for the response there). Finnian is kinda the awkward young guy with no tact; while I get it, I think some of the things he's said have been just "let's put this out there" rather than "I know where I'm going with this interaction"; and I don't know that it's the intent. I myself have a hard time making sure what I put out is what I meant to put out, as re-reading a post a day later lets me see what others might read rather than myself (ie: I'm in a different mood than when I posted). It's not an easy thing to do, which is why my fallback is a fiery insane character (no, seriously, that's why I do it; this way I'm more consistent than I might normally be when posting).

Give me a minute to eat some food and I'll put Emral into the fray.

Ken: I think I have a device that could let us get back on track; Emral having a moment inside his own head. (as a DM I can say): nothing affecting the game or your module; I'll do it in sblock, and delete it if you hate it. Sound ok?

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[sblock=Ehh...]I don't see the problem necessarily. I also have taken no offense at anything going on, but Vaunea is pretty loyal, so she could easily be persuaded to be friendly and leave her axe in the foyer and come back to the room with Marco.

I feel it necessary to explain Vaunea's reactions to everything just because I don't want anyone to think that I've ruined anything. Vaunea knows that Marco has just been robbed and the robber might come back. The shop is just below his house and Vaunea, if staying in the foyer, would be able to hear rummaging in the shop and feel like she is protecting her friend.

I can do either make up or go on without, but I don't want to end the adventure unless no on else wants to continue and I definitely don't want to rewrite history. At this point, what's done is done. Like you said, part of life is consequence for your actions.[/sblock]
 

[sblock=OOC]I appreciate what Ken has said about character integrity (it definitely makes the story stronger), but I do feel stymied because of a lack of options. I've made my skill check attempt (and Ken, you forgot to give us a running status of success/failure like with the contract negotiations. It would have helped to know explicitly that we failed instead of waiting for your OOC comment) and so now I'm just waiting for this stalemate to resolve so we can move the story forward.

I'm totally fine with the story taking a twist because Marco doesn't like us anymore. It would help if there were some options on what to do should we leave. "You are the most stubborn PC in the universe, and I am also stubborn. You should go to this tavern to try and find another sponsor." or "I see you are a man of integrity, but so am I and I cannot have you with weapons at my table with my children. Go sleep it off at the inn around the corner and we'll meet in the morning." or "You're all jerkfaces. You better get to the Turrtledoem and prepare for your fight without my help." [/sblock]
 

Emral wandered back into his thoughts once Swillwort had responded, and the world seemed to blank out around him. Only the cigar, bitter, smokey, was present, and as he puffed away time slowed down. A moment later he was aware that everyone was moving and he followed along with them. There was a street, and then a door, and then Emral found himself standing in a paper shop while in another room he heard his companions and Marco arguing.
The cigar was gone, he noticed, but didn't remember what he'd done with it. A brief thought occured to him that maybe his flames had burned it up, and seeing the papers around himself his heart started to race with the thought that the whole store might catch on fire, and the rest of Daunton with it.
[sblock=Emral's head] THAT WON'T HAPPEN The words came from behind him, and Emral spun to see the speaker.

Standing behind him, floating mid-air was a genasi. His skin was covered in the etched lines other Genasi had, but rather than one element he was manifesting... all of them. Gouts of flame chased crackles of lightning across his muscled chest, and were themselves buffeted by a wind that surrounded him and blew the silken skirt girded around his waist. His skin changed from red to blue to gold, as did his body runes; the symbols on him were letters, Emral knew, in some dialect of elemental, spiraling out from a tiny hunk of rock in the middle of his chest. It was identical to the one Emral had in his own!

You... you're ...me? Emral worked out the words as the stranger landed on the ground next to him; although taller and more broad shouldered than Emral was now, it was undeniable.

I AM WHO YOU MAY YET BECOME, YES. I CAME BY WAY OF THE STONE WE BOTH SHARE, THROUGH THE MADNESS YOU CAN ALREADY FEEL, AND BY MY OWN MAGICS, TO GIVE YOU A WARNING.YOU MUST NOT ALLOW YOUR FRIENDS TO DIE IN THE turtledome! MUCH DEPENDS ON THIS, ON YOU, AND ON THEM

Emral reeled. Wow. Oh wow. I'm talking to myself from the future, and my future-self says I'm crazy. I've literally lost my mind. This is a hallucination based on my over-inflated sense of self, or compensating for a low self-image with delusion, isn't it? You're... symbolic of my belief that I'm some sort of demi-god, with power over the elements and... really sweet abs and pects. How...? I mean, I don't do anything to keep...

THE OIL OF OLAY the "visitor" intones. Emral's eyebrows quirk and his head cocks to the side, in need of clarification. THE DEMON OLAY, WHO LURKS IN A FOLD IN SPACE, REACHING THROUGH TO THE MORTAL WORLD TO DRINK THE YOUTH OF SLEEPING CHILDREN. YOU SLAY HIM AND BATH IN HIS BLOOD.

[color] Ah. Good for me then. So, I'm new at this: how long do these hallucinations normally last? I've got to get back to reality and my... friends.[/color] Emral's sentences drop off as he looks at the "apparition's" belt: a wide peice of leather about his waist, the front of it bears a minotaur's skull, shrunk down to fit in the center. Around it are three human-looking skulls, polished and inset into the leather. Is... is this what happens if I fail my friends? I thought we'd be raised in the arena if we died.

The other looks at the skulls as well, his expression sad but also very distant. ALL FRIENDS DIE, WHETHER NOW OR OVER THE NEXT FIVE CENTURIES, NOTHING CHANGES. ALL IMMORTALS HAVE LEFT ARE MEMORIALS. YOU DON'T... CAN'T, STOP THIS.WHAT I CAME FOR IS THIS BATTLE. ALREADY THE THREADS OF CHAOS THREATEN YOUR GROUP. FIRST MARCO, THEN THE OTHERS. IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR turtledome!, LIVES WILL BE AFFECTED OTHER THAN THOSE IN THE ARENA. THEM YOU CAN HELP.
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Emral looks away, at the doorway where he can hear the others bickering. He turns back wait, who do you mean? How do I know this isn't just... but the figure is gone.

Emral curses under his breath, then wades into the other room. He pulls up short in front of Hadarai, as the Eladrin had turned to leave.

Ok, you can say anything if you smile. Charming, lad, charming. Hiiiiiii, guys! Did somebody say dinner? Sorry, I... I've been in my own head since I left Swillwort's mind. A bit-- a lot out of it. Crazy-crazy day, y'know?
Marco, I thought I heard someone say dinner. I know I've been acting strangely today, but is there a way I could help out? Maybe set the table? I owe you a lot for introducing us to your friends. It's been a bit crazy, and I'm sorry if we came on too strong.

Emral looks about for a cupboard or something to wipe the table with.
 

[sblock=ooc]
is this a PTSD-related reaction? Interesting!

WUT?? What's ptsd mean? Sorry, english's not my primary language.

And, guys, really, don't make a fuss. Only Hadarai got out of the house. The other PCs can still apologize and get a sponsor.[/sblock]
 

[sblock=ptsd]post traumatic stress disorder. Basically shell shock, like he was in a war and re-lives flashbacks, etc. In his case, maybe this sort of argument reminds him of his earlier conflicts, or personal life struggles?[/sblock]
 

[sblock=ptsd]oh yeah, I see. No, not really like that. More like [ame="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4106811338754255077"]Jack Nicholson in A few good men[/ame]. Only less patronizing and with in mind more, well, spears at the neck. He must be thinking: "What the f***, it's just a puny halfling shop owner! I'm a betrayed war lord on the run. WTF!!" I didn't really have a positive character in mind when I thought up Hadarai. No hero, really.[/sblock]
 

[sblock=My two cents]Ken, I have absolutely no problem with the way you did things. We all have character integrity to uphold, whether that is PC or NPC. I admire your skill as a DM and I think you made the right character choice for Marco as well. I was surprised to see his backbone but it completely makes sense for the situation.[/sblock]

Drivan manages to look ashamed for the actions of his companions. "Ahem. Excuse me... I understand your complaints against myself and my companions and I'd like to apologize for our actions. I'll leave my staff, dagger, and wand in the foyer and talk to Hadarai and help Vaunea to understand what you meant."

Drivan bows to the family and produces a small orange for all of the children with a flourish of colorful smoke. Crouching down he hands one to each of the children, stopping at the smallest he reaches behind his ear and produces a gold coin which he hands to him with a smile. Bowing low again to Marco's wife, he produces a single red rose with a soft puff of colorful smoke.

Nodding with a serious expression to Marco he turns and follows his companions out of the room, leaving his staff, wand, and dagger in the foyer.

[sblock=Ata and Mohal]How do you want to do this? Want Drivan to make rolls or do you want him to talk things out?[/sblock]
 


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