[Waaaay OT] I am the chosen one...

[Chun-tzu]

Within moments, my coca-cola fell into my hands. But what's this? I still had change. Odd, the machine said cokes were one dollar. Then, another crash! Another coke bottle had fallen into my palm!!!

Obviously I am the one. The One with The Two rather. Rejoice all ye followers of coke, your savior has come.

Hail, Chosen One! Teach me how to do this and I will worship and revere you! Glory to Coca Cola!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Re: Re: [Waaaay OT] I am the chosen one...

Hail, Chosen One! Teach me how to do this and I will worship and revere you! Glory to Coca Cola!

Simple actually. But you'll need an acomplace. Put in money in one of those Coke machines, select what you want, and right before it does anything else, pull the power plug. Put it back in, and press another button. It will think the dollar wasn't used and you'll get two.
...how do I know this? We were all teenagers at one point...my High School had vending machines...

 

[Illuminae]

Today, the bubbly gods of coke smiled upon me. I passed by a coke machine. There were several in a row, and none of them seemed to hold any special significance (of course for the obvious fact that they contianed coke) except for one. I was drawn to this machine... In it, I saw my destiny.

Shakily, I smoothed out my dollar bill, and placed it in. The machine gurgled for a bit after I punched the button, making my selection. Within moments, my coca-cola fell into my hands. But what's this? I still had change. Odd, the machine said cokes were one dollar. Then, another crash! Another coke bottle had fallen into my palm!!!

Obviously I am the one. The One with The Two rather. Rejoice all ye followers of coke, your savior has come.

Hey, thats great!

now you can cleanse TWO graters at the same time!!!

or you you can get double the osteoporosis experience for the day!!!

Just imagine the smile on your opponents´ faces on your judo/kung fu/karate class when they realize they can break your bones with so little training!!! They´ll feel so powerful they´ll thank you forever!!

Plus you get to recieve special attention from your loved ones while recovering!!!

Isnt the coke god JUST GREAT!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Chun-tzu]

Re: Re: Re: [Waaaay OT] I am the chosen one...

Simple actually. But you'll need an acomplace.

I'm so conflicted. The path to enlightenment has been revealed to me by... a Pepsi drinker?!? How can this be? What does this mean?

Moe! MOE!! Where are you? Guide me in my time of crisis!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Re: Re: Re: Re: [Waaaay OT] I am the chosen one...

I'm so conflicted. The path to enlightenment has been revealed to me by... a Pepsi drinker?!? How can this be? What does this mean?

Moe! MOE!! Where are you? Guide me in my time of crisis!

Oh don't worry, I drink Coke too. When you move to the Atlanta area they infuse some into your bloodstream and you have to have a weekly supply of Coke.

 

[LoneWolf23]

Obviously I am the one. The One with The Two rather. Rejoice all ye followers of coke, your savior has come.

Surely, thy art the Real Thing...

 

[Moe Ronalds]

Re: Re: Re: Re: [Waaaay OT] I am the chosen one...

I'm so conflicted. The path to enlightenment has been revealed to me by... a Pepsi drinker?!? How can this be? What does this mean?

Moe! MOE!! Where are you? Guide me in my time of crisis!

Fear not my son, for there is yet another path for enlightenment, a truer path! But to walk it takes years of seeking the truth, self-sacrifice, and pushing buttons very fast. But in the end it is worth it.

"ANd I will walk through the valley in the shadow of no pepsi, and I will know no dehydration for I walk with the coke."

 

[Darrin Drader]

Actually, I'm a rootbeer guy.

I once worshipped at the temple of Coke. I still pay homage occasionally, but now I have chosen a new religion - Barqs rootbeer! The only drink better than Coke.

 

[Tsyr]

I once worshipped at the temple of Coke. I still pay homage occasionally, but now I have chosen a new religion - Barqs rootbeer! The only drink better than Coke.

Bahhh! A&W is the only true path. Fresh from the fountain in glass galon jugs is the ONLY way to get soda!

They make a mean burger, too.

In a pinch, I can live with IBC too.

 

[caudor]

Down here in Texas, we drink Dr. Pepper.

We are the Halruaa of the US, with just a touch of twang.