"What If..."

Creamsteak said:
Damn... I'm jealous of the bunny lich. I was going to go for "most cursed guy ever" with obscene dex and an oversized sword... but now I'm questioning my desire to just be a complete mockery of something...
Go for a duck lich. :D

Or maybe since your back home a Canadian Goose Lich. :D
 

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Creamsteak said:
Ah... That's what I thought I read at first... but then i re-read it and thought you were just that anxious to try out a marshal :D. Well, mines done already :p, so I don't think I need much excersize in such practices ;).

I have a Marshall in a game that should be starting soon.

But I wouldn't be a Marshall,necessarily.
I'm conflicted, personally.
I am a musician, and Bard calls,but Wizard and/or Cleric kick so much more ass.
 



Thinking on what you would really want to be, though...

Paladin? Could yu imagine the LG rstrictions in RL...and the feeling that would assail you when/if you fell from Grace? I bet serious drug withdrawl has nothing on a God just up and forgetting that you exist.

Cleric? Same thing, except that 'God' is always in your ear, telling you this and that...rather like being crazy, I would think.

Wizard? How is everyone on their taxes, hm? Imagine the study/paperwork that a Wizard actually goes through. I bet law School looks like kindergarden in comparison.

Fighter? You are actually expected to charge horrid beasties from the Nether Realms...ugh!


Hmm...Bard is looking pretty damned good now. I've already been playing guitar for 18 years. Arpeggios in Cmajor7 aren't a problem, and I can tell a story.

See, that's what I mean, a character that you would really want to be.

Of course it would be cooler than cool to be a Paladin, but the Pressure...man.
 
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Uriel, I agree plus what about finding insurance for being a wizard... Malpractice and stuff like that. :shudders:

As for a paladin, chances are good you would be lucked up in a straight jacket labeled as being a harm to yourself if you lectured about your god on the street corner to many times... If you smite the drug dealer, the pimp, or the hooker it's jail time. (The above being various stages of evil.)
 


Hmmm... Sorceror along the lines of BlackMage (Stabity stab HADOKEN) is very tempting, but I DON'T think I'ld want to actually BE like that (Playing it's fun.. being it on the other hand...)

SO, I guess that leaves only one thing to say...

HAI!

I always have been and always will be a fervent lover of the martial arts. I would definitely have to be a monk. And since we're not doing power-gaming or making the char. for a specific game, Monk with Staff. The staff (quarter/bo/jo/whatever) has got to be the coolest, best weapon that has ever existed, period. In the hands of a skilled martial artist, it's uses are nearly uncountable! It can range from a specialized grapling tool to a striking weapon at up to a 9' distance! And...

er... i'll stop ranting now. Suffice it to say I like this thread and will be posting up my 'perfect' version of what I would actually WANT to be. That is, after much sleeping after an entire weekend of nearly non-stop gaming.
(woot @ no work monday)

*Bows and exits*
 

Priest? Nah, kidnapped by the government and experimented on.

Wizard? Nah, kidnapped by the government and forced to kill people for them.

Bard? Hmmm... Rockstar, talk show host, rampantly popular, nah, don't want to live in a fishbowl.

Barbarian? Nah, I've got traffic to bring that out in me already.

Ranger? Please, no. I just couldn't wear those shorts and that hat. The bears can have their pic-a-nics.

Think I'd have to go with the monk too. Respected in some places, ignored in others, a little bit of the supernatural is accepted as just what the human body is actually capable of, flexible, healthy, fast, spiritual, peace and harmony with the ability to kick arse? Yup. Sign me up. I want to be a high wisdom monk. ;)
 

Jeremy said:
Priest? Nah, kidnapped by the government and experimented on.

Wizard? Nah, kidnapped by the government and forced to kill people for them.

Bard? Hmmm... Rockstar, talk show host, rampantly popular, nah, don't want to live in a fishbowl.

Barbarian? Nah, I've got traffic to bring that out in me already.

Ranger? Please, no. I just couldn't wear those shorts and that hat. The bears can have their pic-a-nics.

Think I'd have to go with the monk too. Respected in some places, ignored in others, a little bit of the supernatural is accepted as just what the human body is actually capable of, flexible, healthy, fast, spiritual, peace and harmony with the ability to kick arse? Yup. Sign me up. I want to be a high wisdom monk. ;)



Um...as I clearly stated in the 1st post, you are now 'changed into' some twit in a 'D&D' world.

No rock stars,etc...

dammit, people!
Just make yer ultimate 'I wish i could be this!' character, fer Bargo's Sake!
Sheesh...

OK, off/back to sleep now.

Sorry, still sick and a bit feverish.

-Ron
 

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