Priest? Nah, kidnapped by the government and experimented on.
Wizard? Nah, kidnapped by the government and forced to kill people for them.
Bard? Hmmm... Rockstar, talk show host, rampantly popular, nah, don't want to live in a fishbowl.
Barbarian? Nah, I've got traffic to bring that out in me already.
Ranger? Please, no. I just couldn't wear those shorts and that hat. The bears can have their pic-a-nics.
Think I'd have to go with the monk too. Respected in some places, ignored in others, a little bit of the supernatural is accepted as just what the human body is actually capable of, flexible, healthy, fast, spiritual, peace and harmony with the ability to kick arse? Yup. Sign me up. I want to be a high wisdom monk.