What should we do with the Seventh Edition?

[DND_Reborn]

"What should we do with the Seventh Edition?"

Love it, hate it, and probably complain about all the stuff we don't like about it compared to 1E/2E/3E/3.5E/4E/5E/6E and house-rule the heck out of it.

 

[lowkey13]

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[pogre]

I just hope there is a Large Print edition.

 

[DND_Reborn]

I just hope there is a Large Print edition.

And paperback full-size instead of just hardcover. Also pdf or electronic version would be nice without having to be involved with D&D Beyond, etc.

 

[Oofta]

...and raze their houses. Then salt the earth so they can't rebuild.

You know who played 2e? The Carthaginians. That's who. Real Romans gamers stayed with 1e.

Bah. Real gamers stuck with OD&D. There was a purity of law vs chaos, dwarves were fighting men, if you wanted to be a fighter mage you played an elf. Oh, and those hobbits - yes hobbits not some make-believe cheap-ass substitute halfling - were thieves.

Ah, the good old days when men were fighting men and all you needed was a D20 made of cheap plastic that you had to color in the numbers yourself and some D6s.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Son of the Serpent]

7th edition (an mmorpgttrpgrts) will be owned by disney and china

The company who's name is "disney and china" that is

Being a religious character will cause all rolls to be considered a nat 1 and the result of the die roll minus 1 will be evenly distributed between all non religious pcs, the dm's currently acting npc (and the points that dont divide evenly will also go to that character), and the table who's dm reports the player to the company will be entitled to one month free of any microtransactions for using feats in game.

 

[Undrave]

The tension between gnomes and haflings will be resolved, finally to everyone's satisfaction, by modifying the halfling. Halflings will be half-gnome, half-orcs. This will remove the need for gnomes and half orc in the game, and will open room for two more race slots in the game. I'm not quite certain on what they will be, but sources tell me that they will be slugmen and turnip-golems.

By 7th edition, all races, except Humans, will be replaced by ones fully own by WotC for copyright purposes.

Humans will be on tin ice.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Undrave]

Speaking of races, we'll FINALLY get a Dungeonborn to be the opposite of the Dragonborn.