what songs do monsters sing.

[rgoodbb]

Strahd (and the Zarovites)

In the middle of the night
(In the middle of the night)
I go flying in my sleep
(I go flying in my sleep)
From the misty Svalic Woods
(From the misty Svalic Woods)
To the Baratok deep
(To the Baratok deep)

I’m looking for my Tatyana
My searching’s never done
And unlike Blinsky’s
This is really no fun

And even though I sold my soul for my pride
Tatyana needs to be with me forever more
Long ago I crossed to the dark side
So I could finally possess what I've been hankering for…

In the middle of the night
(In the middle of the night)
I go flying in my sleep
(I go flying in my sleep)
From the Diva Eva’s camp
(From the Diva Eva’s camp)
To the Ghakis Peak
(To the Ghakis Peak)

I don't know why I go flying at night
But now I'm tired and I don't want to fly anymore
I hope it doesn't take my eternal life
Until I find what it is that I've been looking for…

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Here’s one kobold are taught as wee pups:

It's a hole of slaughter,
A hole of tears.
It's a hole of pain,
And a hole of fears.
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small hole after all.

Chorus:
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small, small hole.

There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means
Fresh meat for everyone.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small hole after all.

Chorus:
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small, small hole.

We’ll defend our warren
With traps and guile
We will show no mercy
Be they kind or vile
In the darkness of home
‘Gainst Man, Elf, Dwarf or Gnome
It's a small hole after all.

Chorus:
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small hole after all.
It's a small, small hole.

 

[rgoodbb]

Darn it Danny. I've got to make some more now!

 

[rgoodbb]

Asmodeus the Cartographer

Somewhere over the Nine Hells
No blood rain
There’s a land that I’ve heard of
Called: Prime Material Plane

Somewhere over the Nine Hells,
Skies are blue.
And the dreams of my conquest
That’s where I will break through

Someday I’ll ride the River Styx
Way up so our worlds intermix
And blind thee.

Passed Minauros, Dis and Avernus
It doesn’t get so cavernous
That’s where you’ll find me.

Somewhere over the Nine Hells,
Dragons fly.
If they fly over the Nine Hells,
Why then, oh why can't I?

 

[Craig Fox]

Here's what the monsters sing when the party's about to arrive.

Early in the evening, just about supper time
Over in the tavern, they’re starting to unwind
A fighter, cleric, wizard, rogue are marching down this way
Get ready for a battle, orcs, coz it won’t be their day

Down in the dungeon, in every room and hall
Adventurers want gold and xp
Bring a weapon, kill ‘em all

Rocky swings a battleaxe, you hardly have a chance
Brenda’s praying to her god, and blasting radiance
Pepper hides in shadows waiting for a sneak attack
When Willy waves his fingers, well, you drop down like a sack

Down in the dungeon, every room and hall
Adventurers want gold and xp
Bring a weapon, kill ‘em all

You don’t need some fancy class, just to join the fight
But if you’ve got a weapon, come along and do what’s right
It only takes one lucky blow to knock ol’ Rocky flat
And if another goes down too, well brother, that is that

Down in the dungeon, in every room and hall
Adventurers want gold and xp
Bring a weapon, kill ‘em all

 

[rgoodbb]

Tavern Brawlers Anthem

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

(Grappling the night away, smashing the night away)
He drinks a Brandy drink,
He drinks a Mead drink
He drinks an Ale drink,
He drinks a Bloody drink
He belches songs that remind him of the good times
He belches songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Tavern Boy, Tavern Boy, Tavern Boy)

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down​

 

[Craig Fox]

We went down, never thinking we’d come back
Watching out for that mean beholder Jack
But it’s all right now, he’s just a gas
But it’s all right, Jumping Jack Flash is a ball of gas

We had quested, all the way to level ten
And we thought that we’d never fight again
But it’s all right, yeah, he was just gas
Jumping Jack Flash is a spore of gas

There was Jack, with his stalks and central eye
Any moment now, the rays were gonna fly
But it’s all right, Jack was a gas
He wasn’t a beholder, he was just gas
Jumping Jack Flash was just gas, gas, gas

Jumping Jack Flash, he’s just gas
No need to scream, coz he’s only gas
He’s no beholder, he’s just gas
No need to run, he’s a spore of gas
Tell everyone, yeah, Jack is a gas
Jumping Jack Flash is just gas, gas, gas…

 

[rgoodbb]

A Medusa’s frustration

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit pissed off
That you're never turning round

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
Of mirrored shields all abound

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
That lower level parties got wise

(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look in your eyes

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then I get my high
(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then, SOLIDIFY!

And I need you by my side
And I need you more than ever
And I need you petrified
So we can be this way forever
And we'll only be making it right
'Cause we'll never be wrong

Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your presence is a rock for me all of the time (all of the time)

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
I’m rattling and slithering all over the park

I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
(Forever's gonna start tonight)

Once upon a time I had beautiful hair
Things change and them’s the breaks
There's nothing I can do
Cause now I'm just braiding my snakes

There's nothing I can do
Cause now I'm just braiding my snakes

 

[Craig Fox]

One more for the road

Right now I can’t see anything
Somewhere the dragon is lurking
My ears are ringing with the elf’s last scream
When will the dragon find me?

Now that it’s through with my party
I’m standing up, and now it’s clear to me
That I’m bloodied, and low on HP
Is there somewhere I can hide now?

Hold my breath, or it’s certain death
Oh please, Tyr, save me

This morning we all felt so brave
As we marched to the dragon’s cave
All buffed up to make every save
Imagining our riches

But we got lazy, didn’t use our eyes
We let the dragon catch us with surprise
All vicious claws and teeth, all roaring fires
This cave will be our tomb now

Hold my breath, or it’s certain death
Oh please, Tyr, save me

Now my party’s gone, I’m just one
Oh Tyr help me
Hold my breath as I face my death
Bahamut please help me

Dragon, is cornering me
All that I see, absolute horror
Opening its mouth
Fire in its throat
Ready to unleash hell

Dragon has taken the rogue
Taken the wizard
Taken the fighter
Taken the bard
Taken the monk
Now I’ve got just one spell…

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That one took me a second.