what songs do monsters sing.

[jasper]

Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He was just a rookie fighter and he surely shook with fright.
He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight.
He had to sit and listen to those awful monsters roar.
You ain't gonna adventure no more.

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna adventure no more.

"Is everybody happy?" cried the mage looking up.
Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and then they stood him up.
He adventured into the icy blast, his peace tie unhooked.
And he ain't gonna adventure no more.

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna adventure no more.

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for his init,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful thrust.
The guts spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
And he ain't gonna adventure no more.

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna adventure no more.

The sword swung through his neck, chin strap cracked his dome.
Buckles and straps were tied in knots around his skinny bones.
The cape became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna adventure no more.
Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna adventure no more.

The days he lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind.
He thought about the girl back home, the one he left behind.
He thought about the clerics and wondered what they'd find.
And he ain't gonna adventure no more.

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna adventure no more.

He hit the ground, the sound was "Splat," his blood went spurting high.
His comrades they were heard to say, "A helluva way to die."
He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore.
And he ain't gonna adventure no more.

Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna adventure no more.

There was blood upon the floor, there were brains upon the helm.
Intestines were a-dangling from his chain suit.
He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots.
And he ain't gonna adventure no more.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

OK, you stumped me.. What’s your song based on?

 

[Storyteller Hero]

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

 

[Jester David]

I came in here to respond like the thread title was a joke. “I don’t know, what songs do monsters sing?”
But the OP and following posters have outdone me. I am humbled and amazed

 

[rgoodbb]

The Frolicking Tarrasque

If you're happy and you know it, swoosh your tail (swoosh swoosh)
If you're happy and you know it, swoosh your tail (swoosh swoosh)
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, swoosh your tail (swoosh swoosh)

Use a Purple Worm as a skipping rope
(skip skip)
Use a Purple Worm as a skipping rope
(skip skip)
Swing it high, swing it low, swing it everywhere you go
Use a Purple Worm as a skipping rope
(skip skip)

If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy don’t be coy, there are empires to destroy
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three
(swoosh-swoosh, skip-skip, stomp-stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three
(swoosh-swoosh, skip-skip, stomp-stomp)
If you're happy and you show it, the flattened world will surely know it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three
(swoosh-swoosh, skip-skip, stomp-stomp)​

 

[Craig Fox]

You came down from the mountains with your army
You breached our walls and massacred our best
Now you’re shacked up comfortably inside our castle
And you never give our townsfolk any rest

This mace is made for bashing
And that’s what it'll do
One of these days this mace is gonna bash all over you

A tyrant’s yoke is what you’ve got us under
You’re hanging folks for hardly any crime
It won’t be long until you trip and blunder
Then you’ll look up and know you’re out of time

This mace is made for bashing
And that’s what it'll do
One of these days this mace is gonna bash all over you

Our party’s hunting goblins in the forest
A few more, and some new tricks we’ll have learnt
But once we’re done, we’re coming round to get you
Then you’ll be pummelled, frozen, stabbed and burnt

This mace is made for bashing
And that’s what it'll do
One of these days this mace is gonna bash all over you

Are you ready, mace?
Start bashing!!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I go out stalking after midnight
Out in the moonlight just like I always do
I'm always stalking after midnight, hunting for food
I walk for miles along the highway
Well, that's just my way of saying, I want you
I'm always stalking after midnight, hunting for food

I stopped to see a weeping willow
Crying on his pillow
Maybe he's crying for me
And as the skies turn gloomy
Night winds whisper to me
I'm hungry as I can be

I go out stalking after midnight
Out in the starlight
Just hoping you may be somewhere walking
After midnight clueless ‘bout me

I stopped to see a weeping willow
Crying on his pillow
Maybe he's crying for me
And as the skies turn gloomy
Night winds whisper to me
I'm hungry as I can be

I'm out stalking after midnight, out in the starlight
Just hoping maybe you're somewhere
Walking after midnight, clueless ‘bout me

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Illithid Supper Song

Brains- from a man took things over
Brains- not too loose, hard to swallow
Brains- leave behind a skull that’s hollow (Brains)
Brains- it's not your shame, it's just the flame
That burns your change to keep you insane (Brains)
Brains, (Brains)- yours are like a fine gazpacho
Brains, (Brains)- what you get is no tomorrow
Brains, (Brains)- maybe with a side of marrow (Brains)
Brains, (Brains)- it's mine, it's mine, it's just his line
A twist of lime, it to loosen the slime (Brains)
Is it any wonder I taste test you first?
Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains
Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool? (Brains)
Brains, bully for you, chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain (Brains)
Brains
Brains, Brains, Brains
Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains
Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains
Brains, Brains, Brains
Brains, Brains, Brains
Brains, what's your name?
Brains

 

[rgoodbb]

A Goblin with too much time to think (short play)

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna stick-ya stick-ya stick-ya stick-ya
One way or another I'm gonna kill ya
I'm gonna stab-ya stab-ya stab-ya stab-ya
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna gut-ya gut-ya gut-ya gut-ya
One day….

 

[Fleetwood C. DeVille]

Lay Them Low

The snow glowed white on the iceberg last night
Our footprints clearly seen
We come from the City of Waterdeep
Ruled by a council, not a queen.

The dragon ran just like a punk off to hide
Couldn’t keep him in, Tymora knows we tried!

Don’t let them live, don’t let them run
Being baddass is really kind of fun
Don’t kneel, don’t heal, just use your bow
And lay them low!

Lay them low, lay them low
No quarter anymore
Lay them low, lay them low
Stop the escape and slam the door!

I don’t care
How much they beg
Let the battle rage on,
The screams never bothered us anyway.

It’s funny how lots of damage
Makes every foe fall down
And the heaps of gathered treasure
Make us heroes of renown

It’s time to see what we can do
To gain experience and look cool
The Lady of Luck watches over us, they’re dust!

Lay them low, lay them low
Fireballs make them fry
Lay them low, lay them low
We love it when they cry!

We have no plan
We just want gain!
Let the battle rage on!

Our powers of destruction increase each time we ding
The number of monsters we kill will cause the bards to sing
And one thought finally breaks through the red haze
We better go back
We left some gold back in the cave!

Lay them low, lay them low
We aren’t anybody’s pawns
Lay them low, lay them low
We won’t stop until they’re gone!

We will slay
Come what may
Let the battle rage on,
The screams never bothered us anyway!