D&D Movie/TV What will be the end credits scene for the D&D Movie? (Wrong / silly answers only.)

[Alby87]

Back at the table, we discover that a bunch of aliens were playing all along, with alien speech and subtitles for them "Those monkeys sure knew how to have fun... Before they blew themselves up". Pan out, we discover that the house, then the block, then the city and so on are completely devastated and no life can be seen. All with "la vie en rose" playing trough the speaker.

 

[cbwjm]

It'll be dark, then a couple of eyes appear, followed by another 8, then a much larger eye appears in the centre of the screen while a voice says "I see you..."

 

[bloodtide]

Lawrence Fishborn the eye patched Agent of M.O.R.P.H.I. S. walks over to Chris Pine and offers him a red pill to get out of the Game Matrix. Chris takes the pill, and wakes up on the holo deck of the Enterprise as Captain Kirk with Lt. Groot and velcroprptors on the ship!

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

In the deep night, in the top of the far mountains, there is an alien spaceship crashed. The pilots are survived. The helmest show their faces and they are fraals (little gray aliens). They are asking help to the central station. Then a light appears in front of them. It is a portal from which two mysterious figures come out. Their clothing is of an unknown style (but Dark Sun fandom can realise they are from Athas). Then one of them touchs her temple and she sends a telepatic message:

- "Please, we need your help".

 

[Paul Farquhar]

Will Nick Fury try to recruit Chris Pine into the Avengers?

Not likely, since Edgin's (inevitably tragic) backstory is "used to be an Avenger, walked away"!

 

[NiClerigo]

An ancient lich known as the Old Grey Lich emerges from a tomb and is about to cast a spell raising all the corpses from a Neverwinter cemetery, laughing histerically. Then Edgin backstabs and kills it, saying "You shall not pass, OGL", winking at the audience and breaking the fourth wall

 

[innerdude]

Chris Pine sits on the floor of a rustic inn, strumming his lute to a tune he's writing.

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven."

Michelle Rodriguez: "Stairway to heaven? Isn't that a bit poncy even by your standards? No one's going to buy that lyric. It's terrible."

Chris Pine: "Well I was going to add some recorders at the beginning, maybe a soothing viol--"

Michelle Rodriguez, shaking her head: "Rubbish. What else you got?"

Chris Pine, playing: "Well there must be some sort of way out of here . . . Said the joker to the thief . . . ."

 

[delericho]

Snails steps out of the shower.

 

[ReshiIRE]

The party return to their homes, after the ending and credits. They find it dark, covered in magical darkness.

James Jacobs reveals himself, clouded in the darkness

"You think you're the only adventurers in the world? Mr Pine, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"Who the hell are you?"

"James Jacobs, designer at Paizo."

"Ah."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Pathfiner Initiative."

 

[Dioltach]

"Hey guys, I just levelled up!"