What would you do with duct-tape in D&D?

[Lanefan]

The answer is simple: everything.

Lanefan

 

[Tonguez]

I could use it on my DM's wife.

Wow your DM has those kind of Parties!!!

 

[Asmor]

One word...owlbear.

Thread over, werk wins.

 

[Thunderfoot]

TSR was nearly twenty-some years ahead of you old bean:

Nice catch Delver, I had forgotten about that.

 

[thedungeondelver]

Nah, that's not a duct tape golem, that is just what one of my children would become if they rose as a zombie after eating popsicles.

Fat lot you know about the adherer!

(But I'll agree withyou on the popsicle front! )

 

[thedungeondelver]

Nice catch Delver, I had forgotten about that.

An undead beastie that staggers around going "Nnn...glue...!" instead of "Nnn...brains!"

 

[Storyteller01]

Cast Hold person on a fighter, then torture him by slowly sealing him in his own full plate armor.

Not quite the Cask of Amatillado, but who can beat the classics?