Ah boobs, the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
I was hoping to milk that line for further enjoyment but found my well had run dry.
OK, I admit it. It was me.
I had a cold that day.
It's a good, solid bet. I have to admit.
Somebody should write a scathing editorial.
Wait, you mean your gaming group doesn't consist entirely of college coed's in chainmail bikinis with Starfleet badges? Man, that must suck.
My inner Nerd is repulsed by this type of sexist innuendo.
Repulsed, and probably noticeably enticed.
See through bubble wrap makes for good LARPing bikinis too, in case the OPer ever needs to know that kinda thing. And it goes over pretty well at Klingon conventions as well.
I submit that D&D and role-playing in general needs to earn a positive reputation.
By leveling up, or by making an acceptable saving throw?
Cause if it's a saving throw I'd like to use my modifiers please.
You can't go around blaming magic for the catastrophic failures of science.
Or,
can you...?
But then you'll have to sit through her telling you all about her elven princess character and unicorn mount.
I try not to mention my unicorn mount until at least the third or fourth date. I think that's just good taste. Then again I'm very old fashioned, and you have to draw the line somewhere.
Of course if a really good looking elven princess wants to push boundaries then who am I to argue?