D&D General Why Enworld should liberate D&D from Hasbro

[Remathilis]

Keep it clean, please.

Sorry, was referring to the Reddit group.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sorry, was referring to the Reddit group.

Mod Note:

You’ve been here long enough to know responding to mod posts in threads is against the rules.

 

[sevenbastard]

other people getting into ridiculous arguments with each other about stuff they all post in the thread

Ok, so do female dwarves have beards?

No a way we can take over D&D without solving that clearly laid out in the rules.

 

[Charlaquin]

Ok, so do female dwarves have beards?

Depends if they shave

 

[dave2008]

Eh, I'm sure that even back in 1977 people were saying D&D only had a couple of decades before disaster.

Probably no one thought it would last that long!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And Danny A is the retired gamer in hiding who knows more than is safe.

I've seen things... seen things you little people wouldn't believe. Spelljammers on fire off the penumbra of Oerth bright as portals to the positive energy plane... I rode on the back giant space hamster and watched beholder beams glitter in the dark near Baldur’s Gate.

 

[Corinnguard]

Probably no one thought it would last that long!

No one initially thinks a particular game, TV series, etc. will stick around and/or create spinoffs of itself. They all think it will last for a short period of time and then disappear. They forget that the fans of that game or that TV series give them the staying power to last for years.

 

[ECMO3]

Depends if they shave

So now we have two things we need to pin down before the takeover:

1. Do female Dwarves have beards

2. Is it possible to shave a Dwarf

 

[Corinnguard]

2. Is it possible to shave a Dwarf

Very carefully.

 

[sevenbastard]

Is it possible to shave a Dwarf

OK so we add a chapter on crafting razors of mithral and the legendary Seven Blades of Gillette the Smooth