Green Slim - corrosive dungeon-dwelling vegetable organism that eats away flesh, but only until the victim is svelte.
Wrath - this incorporeal undead is really, really pissed off.
Brown Mild - a smooth, easy-smoking dungeon tobacco with endothermic properties.
Zoombie - undead animals kept in cages.
The Griddle of Steel - Crom's breakfast appliance.
Otto's Irresistible Dunce - powerful enchantment turns the target into a lovable idiot.
Short Sward - Dungeons and Dragons putting green.
Glove of Staring - has a single, unblinking eye set in the palm.
The Codex of Infinite Plants - artifact is the ultimate botany guide in all the multiverse.
Everburning Torc - ornamental necklace is the subject of a continual light spell.
Sinrod - everyone in the area acts very naughty for six hours.
Immovable Red - this color never runs.
Silver Card - mystical connection that binds astral shoppers to the material plane.
Decanter of Endless Waiter - once uncorked, it . . . .
Mattock of the Titians - great Renaissance painter's digging tool.
Prismatic Spay - multicolored blast of power renders housepets infertile.
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